chloe (she/her)

spoiler but the twist was literally that it was a creepy dude who was sleeping under her bed and constantly ripping ass 

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

what

the dashcon baby

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

I helped!

Mothman’s lesbian sister.

MOTHMA’AM

i like my mutuals even though they be talkin bout sum weird shit sometimes

"No one will love you before you love yourself" is a really fucking bad way of articulating "if you don't see your own value you're more likely to allow other people to mistreat you, so be extra careful when entering relationships if you're struggling with low self worth."

We talked about this when I was admitted to the mental hospital!

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

I was Roger from American Dad and I had been caught by the CIA.

Tumblr is so interesting in terms of its role in pop culture and human consciousness, because we just don’t...have celebrity accounts to follow. almost no famous person uses tumblr as part of their public presentation. (If they do, apparently no one cares enough about them to put them on my dash practically ever.) Likewise, the “big” tumblr accounts got to where they are purely because of the stuff they post on tumblr and not because they are well known elsewhere.

Tumblr is the O- blood type of the internet.

I’m literally o- wtf

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

i need to own the mcr 'dead' sweater so i can wear it with my 'god won't let me die' booty shorts