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Thinking about the Klade, as I do, finally tried to sketch some ideas and get a rough handle on their armor...Â
Not quite vibing with it, close and gonna keep fiddling, leaning on a more Killer Moth-meets-Kamen Rider energy with Father Timeâs descriptions of insectoid retro tech and âcockroach gas masksâ in matte black. Slight touches of the Dalek illustrations (sadly uncredited) from Doctor Who and the Daleks Omnibus, a big source of lore for Parkinâs Dalek and Klade bits.Â
(Comparing a cockroach to wasps and/or hornets is, yâknow, silly, but I wonder if you could play with the idea that the Kladeâs insectoid design comes from other evolutionary ladder rungs between them and the Daleks, and maybe the Mutant Phase and its insect mutants was part of, or could be, a more natural process...)
The 42nd Doctor, played by Ian Richardson, was co-created by Lance Parkin and Mark Clapham for the Odyssey series of fan novellas. Unfortunately, none of those novellas have survived to the Internet age, but based on the few documents that have survived, itâs possible to gain a fair understanding of the adventures of this Doctor and his wife â and they connect in some pretty interesting ways to various bits of lore that ended up in the Eighth Doctor novels!
I.
The 42nd Doctorâs only âcanonâ appearance is in Beige Planet Mars, where Benny learns about him and his teenage companion Iphegenia (created by Clapham for the Odyssey novella Integration, based on the appearance of Caitlin Moran) in a museum on Mars. The duo helped coordinate the final attack that repelled the Dalek invasion of Mars. We know itâs them because theyâre wearing the same clothes as in their other appearances, and repelling Dalek invasions is a common theme in the 42nd Doctorâs lifetime.
In the first draft of the epilogue to The Dying Days, Jason Kane meets the Doctor and Iffy playing cards at a casino. Iffy, whose appearance is based on Caitlin Moran, is âno older than eighteenâ; sheâs her parentsâ seventh child, and her younger brother is named Ipswitch. She married the Doctor in his forty-first incarnation, and she accordingly identifies her last name as âWhoâ. (Thereâs a galaxy brain meme waiting to be made about River, Scarlette, and Iffy.)
We get some lore about the Daleks: they executed Davros for good, then found a new Emperor, who has united all Dalek principalities into the Dalek Nation and led them to victory against the Movellans, the Galactic Federation, and the People (RIP). President Blake repelled them from Earthâs galaxy, so the Daleks are âshoring up the front with the old Empires at the Universal Coreâ, though âthe Children of Kasterborous are giving them particular trouble.â
(The Doctor also tells Jason that Benny has become âSupreme Commander Bernice Surprise Summerfield, Lord of the Inner and Outer Worlds, High Admiral of the Galactic Fleets, Lord General of the Six Armies and Defender of the Earthâ and âGod Empress of All Human Spaceâ â which turns out to be a joke. Shame!)
Then thereâs this delightful exchange:
The Dalek on the scanner was getting more agitated. âOur Em-pe-ror has sent-enced you to death for crimes ag-ainst the Dal-eks.â
âItâs not the first time he's tried to prosecute me,â the Doctor shouted back. âHe was a lousy lawyer then, and he's a lousy lawyer now.â
The Dalek drifted forward, filling even more of the screen. âThis to be your fi-nal des-tin-y, Doc-tor. Ex-ter-min-a-tion! To-tal an-ni-hil-ation!â
The TARDIS rocked again. This time instruments on the console began to spark and burst.
The Doctor looked over at Iphegenia. âIf only they knew who their Emperor really was,â he chuckled.
âTalk about your final destiny,â she replied, beaming over at Jason. He smiled wanly, pretending he knew what they were talking about.
(These clues about the new Dalek Emperorâs identity make a lot more sense when you remember Parkin called this draft âValeyard of the Daleksâ!)
In the second draft, âEulogy of the Daleksâ, the 42nd Doctor gives a lengthy ⊠well, eulogy of the Daleks, commemorating their final extinction. He explains that he attended Davrosâ execution in 4723, knowing that the next Emperorâs Dalek Nation would reach the peak of the Daleksâ power. But â and this seems to be new information, set after the previous epilogue â the Children of Kasterborous allied with humanity and attacked the Daleks in their own territory. The Final Dalek War was ridiculously costly, but the last Daleks were ultimately exterminated, as verified by the Matrix itself. In the process, all the beings in the universe banded together and formed new friendships and alliances, ushering in a new age of universal peace.
(We also find out that Iffy has a hint of a West Midlands accent, which is nice.)
Thus concludes the summary of everything we learn in the Dying Days prequel drafts. But when you consider these tidbits in the context of Parkinâs other writing, a much bigger picture emerges.
II.
Those two epilogue drafts were published by Parkin in May 1997 while he was writing The Infinity Doctors, and looking at that novel, itâs obvious that they were on his mind. When the Doctor visits the year 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, shortly before the end of the universe, he finds four âknightsâ living on the Needle. They share some theories about their forgotten origins:
Pallant looked at the Doctor, smiling. âWe are Gallifreyan/Human hybrids, the Children of Kasterborous. Before the Curse*, we pursued interventionist policies designed to promote harmony in the known galaxies, and ushered in a new age of universal peace. We failed in our mission: this is our punishment.â
The Doctorâs eyes widened.
âThat is Willhuffâs theory,â Helios added. âI think I like it best, even though it probably isnât true. It relies on apocryphal sources and a great deal of speculation on his part. Gordelâs theory is equally outlandish.â
[âŠ]
Gordel looked wearily at the others. âWe are clearly the super-evolved survivors of the Thal race, fleeing the penultimate destruction of Skaro, that sparked off the Final Dalek War.â
Thereâs a lot to unpack here. But very obvious are the connections to Parkinâs âapocryphal sourcesâ: both the Final Dalek War and the Children of Kasterborous were first mentioned in the 42nd Doctor epilogue drafts. In particular, the Children of Kasterborousâ ânew age of universal peaceâ very closely matches his description of what happened after the Final Dalek War.
Despite these knightsâ theories being entirely speculative and apparently mutually exclusive, they point the way for further developments of the Needle in Parkinâs later books. As any reader of this blog probably already knows, in his Eighth Doctor novel pitch Enemy of the Daleks, Parkin introduced the Klade â a race first mentioned in The Infinity Doctors â as the final evolution of the Daleks, a race of humanoids working with the Doctorâs father to prevent the War in Heaven. Given that Unnatural History previously established the Doctorâs father to be working with a secretive society from the Needle in the far future, itâs perhaps unsurprising that, by the time the Klade made their official debut in Father Time, the Needle was where they made their home. âSuper-evolved survivors of the Thal raceâ wasnât too far off after all, was it?
III.
Father Time also revealed quite a bit about one particular political conflict between the Klade and the previous rulers of the Needle. Who were these previous rulers? Who indeed. As is made clear in Parkinâs The Gallifrey Chronicles and AHistory, as well as a number of other sources, they were the four Time Lords who survived the end of the War in Heaven, and their descendants. In other words ⊠Children of Kasterborous.
Well, you might say, hold up a second. The âChildren of Kasterborousâ are specified to be Gallifreyan/Human hybrids, but thereâs scarce mention of humans on the Needle. To which I counter: the Doctor provides enough human biodata to the gene pool to go around; and even setting aside my theories about River Song, Parkinâs short story Iris Explains shows Ms Wildthyme asking Miranda (the daughter of the Emperor of the Needle, mind you!) if her mother was Bernice Summerfield, so that also has to be remembered as a possibility.
Oh, yeah, speaking of Bernice Summerfield! While âIris Explainsâ draws no conclusion concerning Mirandaâs mother, Iris does say rather flat-out that the Doctor had thirteen children with Benny. In Parkinâs 2002 short story âPaydirtâ, where some 46th century archeologists are discussing rumours about Bennyâs life, not only does one mention that Benny was âSupreme Commander of all human spaceâ (a clear connection to the 42nd Doctorâs joke all those paragraphs ago), another mentions a rumour that Bernice âhad thirteen half-immortal children** by the last survivor of a race of time travellers.â
On the one hand, as previously noted by @rassilon-imprimaturâ, this likely refers to the Eighth Doctorâs status as one of the few survivors of the War in Heaven and, ultimately, Emperor of the Klade. But on the other hand, itâs notable to me that, though this was never alluded to in the actual story, when Parkinâs âEulogy of the Daleksâ draft was published in the Matrix fanzine, its title described the 42nd Doctor as âLast of the Time Lordsâ.***
Am I suggesting that the 42nd Doctor cheated on Iphegenia with Benny Summerfield? Both Dying Days epilogue drafts do mention that the Doctor has always had a âsoft spotâ for her, after all. Quel scandale!
No, surely not. Rather than an opportunity for canonwelding, this is an insight into the thought processes that went into Parkinâs stories, a roadmap to the evolution of some of the EDAsâ most interesting ideas. Ideas which were invented in the context of 42nd Doctor stories, and meant to take place during the 42nd Doctorâs far-off lifetime, but which were filtered through The Infinity Doctors before ending up in a transformed state in Father Time or The Gallifrey Chronicles.
This pattern recurs time and time again throughout Parkinâs books, and not just in major elements like âevolved Daleksâ but also in harder-to-notice parallels: for instance, the way Father Timeâs conflict between the Klade and the Imperial Family echoes the Final Dalek War between the Daleks and the Children of Kasterborous, or the resonance between the future Doctor as Emperor of the Klade in The Gallifrey Chronicles and the Valeyard as Emperor of the Daleks in âValeyard of the Daleksâ. By examining the 42nd Doctor stories, we can gain a richer appreciation for what went into the Eighth Doctorâs arc, and vice versa.
IV.
A final note:
In the Dying Days epilogue drafts, the 42nd Doctor mentions that the People were exterminated by the Daleks.
In The Infinity Doctors, Heliosâ theory on the Needle knightsâ origin is that they are descended from one group of Ben Aaronovitchâs the People: specifically, the âAccidentally Left Behind When Everyone Else Transcended This Reality Interest Group. It would certainly explain our obsession with finding God.â
In Father Time, the Klade leader Ferran uses the ship Supremacy, which one of his teams found crashed near the Librarinth on the Needle. He says it was built by âpeople who have long since gone. Nothing to do with you [Time Lords]. This is a relic of an earlier time. A time that may not even have happened.â
In AHistory, Parkin explains that the Supremacy was originally made by the People.
Maybe there might be some canonwelding to be done after allâŠ
Footnotes
* Presumably âthe Curseâ refers to the knightsâ inability to remember the past, which Wilhuff also later called a curse, not the Curse of Pythia from the Cartmel Masterplan account of ancient Time Lord history, which The Infinity Doctors elsewhere refers to in a similar way.
** Interestingly, Benny isnât the only woman Parkin establishes to have had 13 of the Doctorâs children: Patience has the same number with a Morbius Doctor in Cold Fusion.
*** As the âLast of the Time Lordsâ appellate is totally unjustified by the actual epilogue draft itself, this seems to be a reference to the lost Odyssey novellas: notably, in Claphamâs 42nd Doctor / Iffy short story "Wheelâ, Gallifrey appears as a dead world which has been abandoned for millennia and is haunted by the ghostly Lords of the Matrix.
EDA style cover depicting the totally hypothetical Seven/Eight vs. Klade story built out of the Falkus stuff in Father Time. Sure the implication is that itâs Eight, Anji and Fitz but I donât give a fuck itâs more fun to imagine Seven*, Chris,** Roz,*** and Benny were there as well.Â
*Seven would survive in Klade records only as Eightâs âcompanionâ.Â
** Fitz would flirt with Chris, I donât make the rules.Â
*** Roz would be very much annoyed with everything.Â
**** Benny would of course be forced into researching the Kladeâs own history.
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Bearing in mind that the Emperor is the Doctor, Lance Parkinâs short-lived Miranda comic is a pretty interesting take on the far-future posthuman version of the same post-War-in-Heaven world that we see (in nineteenth-century England) in the Faction Paradox comics. The four giant silhouettes are reminiscent of the four surviving âelementalsâ mentioned in The Gallifrey Chronicles: the Doctor-as-Emperor, the man with the rosette (aka the Master), the man with dice in his hand (aka the Minister of Chance), and âa young woman with long blonde hair in an extraordinary piece of haute coutureâ (probably either Iris Wildthyme or Romana). But the idea that they had âcaused the destructionâ is a bit totally misguided. Then again, Ferran and the Klade had a very clearly biased view of the Emperor, so they might not give the best interpretation of events.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Published: 2016-04-10
Chapters: 8/?
Fandom: League of Legends
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends)
Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, smut at some point, Two huge nerds share a lab and it gets gayâą, Please note that this story takes place in the LoL lore pre Dec 2016
Summary:
"Come to Piltover; here your genius will be celebrated, not stolen"
There had been more to the letter, but Viktor found himself reading those lines over and over again. It kept him occupied, at least, as he waited for the boat to reach Piltover--his new home.