Book Fifteen: The Scarlet Empress
The Doctor twists his ankle sliding down a sheer wall. Like a dumbass <3
While dodging a massive dog running at him, the Doctor drops to the ground β aaaand whacks his head on a stone, leaving him stunned and bleeding at the temple.
The Doctor, in the process of making breakfast, burns his finger on the grill pan.
Trying to lighten the mood by making a quip, the Doctor gets punched in the mouth and knocked to the ground, and then tosses himself into a scrap (from which no further injuries are mentioned, but he probably gets a bit bashed up).
Trying to speed up their journey by taking Irisβ TARDIS to skip to the other side of a mountain ridge results in the entire bus shuddering and shaking so badly theyβre all pelted by various small objects and thrown around into the walls
Shortly after, just as theyβve landed, they accidentally roll off a steep sixty foot drop in the bus and land in a tumble
Aaand then they spend the next hour or so being accosted by βover-large mosquitoes with violet wingsβ, sent by a Kabikaj, whose βstings are not fatal, but stay with you til your dying day,β and leave them with painful bumps and swellings (though theyβre healed from this soon after)
The Doctor gets gassed unconscious by a rather uncooperative librarian, who objects to his reading materials
Attempting to establish whether or not a gryphon is real, the Doctor gets snatched up by the creature, which digs its claws into his sides and squeezes once
It then subsequently drops him to go have a scrap with a hydra the Doctor made, and he falls to the ground and gets the wind knocked out of him
Heβs then also briefly deafened by an explosion, generously provided by Iris, and then passes out as soon as they get to relative safety.
Proving to be allergic to the (apparently sentient) birds whoβve stumbled upon and subsequently captured them, the Doctor has a sneezing fit, which isnβt exactly an injury, but allergies probably arenβt good for you anyway so Iβm counting it.
As the Scarlet Guard tries to smoke him out by burning down the trees the birds reside in, the Doctor suffers smoke inhalation while hanging from a branch of a tall tree and has a few coughing fits after heβs removed from the perilous situation
While rubbing his eyes he gets soot in both of them
Yet again in a fight against a massive Creature, the Doctor gets knocked aside by both Sam and Iris after trying to prevent them from grabbing some armaments
The Doctor gets a βhefty shoveβ from a pirate for, predictably, nattering on a tad too loudly
They proceed to get into a scrap with said pirates, but no actual injury is mentioned for the Doctor, so one can only guess. Of course, he then promptly gets swallowed by one massive fish
At some point while being swallowed, the Doctor passed out and wakes up rather battered and bruised, though alive
Trying to repair Irisβ TARDIS, the Doctor once more burns his fingers; this time on some bits of wiring that refuse to remain soldered down
(As always, if Iβve missed something, feel free to send me an ask about it!)
