-I like to wear corsets, but also crop tops...sometimes it’s hard to choose between them
-I have incredibly life-like dreams because they include not just sight and sound, but also smell, taste, a sense of touch: textures, temperatures, moisture levels, various painful sensations. One time I dreamt that there was a wire down my throat that I had somehow swallowed I guess, and i started pulling it out, and there were soaked newspapers stuck to it, so I could feel the paper texture and the bent wire and taste the ink. Then the newspapers were replaced with meaty tissues with a strong smell and flavor. Eventually I choked myself by pulling my own organs up into my throat. Fun times! I also dream about being bitten by (demon) dogs a lot. One time it lunged at my throat on an order and I lay there bleeding out, alone, the warm wetness of my blood dripping down my neck to my ear as I noted the angle of the sunlight from the window. I remember thinking, I thought death would be different, louder and more sudden, but it was just a quiet, slow drift from consciousness with a strange awareness of my body. Then there was nothing, and I didn’t wake up for a long time. So I actually died in my dream. :/
-all of my siblings (who aren’t still in elementary school) are taller than me, even though I’m the oldest
-I am half tongue-tied. One winter when I was 7, my 12-year-old uncle dared a bunch of us to lick a pole. When I touched my glove to the pole, it stuck, but when I licked my glove and then touched the pole, it didn’t stick. I hypothesized that enough saliva would prevent freezing, and I could win the bet (I forget now what he was offering). It did not work, and my tongue got stuck to the pole. My uncle went to get warm water to unstick me, but I was impatient because the kids around me were crying, so I just ripped my tastebuds off. I used to be tongue-tied, but that also somehow ripped the tissue from under my tongue, so now there’s only a little left.
-I like to make homemade whipped cream so I can eat an entire bowl at once
-I have a mohawk?
-I have nice shoulder/arm shape (although right now my muscles are too smol)
-But being tiny means I can fit in weird places for hide-n-seek
-my fashion sense
-I can cook
-my personality
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