#kitchensinkchronicles

oughh this is such a hard question bc there are so many good ones!! i mean i literally am the person who literally made the swiphtie playlist and an entire google doc explaining my reasoning so if anyone wants something more in-depth there's always that, lol.

but you ask a good question. THE most dan and phil coded taylor swift song...

i know the popular pick/general consensus is peace, which i understand, but i've always felt privy to you are in love instead, though i feel like saying something a bit different today. there's always mastermind of COURSE, hell maybe even it's nice to have a friend, but i want to offer up something that is essentially the flip side of my usual answer. and i knew it was this bc i was listening to it as i was thinking about this ask

it's invisible string. what else? it's the phan song to me, along with all the others mentioned.

as for individual songs i'm gonna go ahead and give dan mastermind, phil willow, and both of them mirrorball, as individuals. it applies to both!

Also to @kitchensinkchronicles for setting the whole thing up!

i just realized i forgot to do this!! okay i'll do it now. putting all of the songs in my library on shuffle, you get:

Best Mistake by Ariana Grande feat. Big Sean

a classic! genuinely haven't listened to this song in so long but it was literally my top song in like 2014

fav lyric:

Wear your heart up on your sleeves, so watch out for pickpockets

Ain't no number twos, we both ones of ones and we the oddest

their weird ass salt and pepper shakers (why do they look like that) and

the empty fish tank filled with tinsel

i think the salt and pepper shakers would be a duo that go together (like the hanks) and would be into cooking but are also super eccentric with their recipes! to the point of mad science for one of them, to the annoyance of the other who wants to experiment in an ~~tasteful artistic way~~ plus, wear the kind of outfits you'd find on pinterest when you look up colorful and weird fashion

the empty fish tank would be a mess, a deep procrastinator and barely holding it together, but charming nonetheless with how hard they're trying. i think they'd be talented but in a sort of undiagnosed adhd kind of way, like they're good, but can they ever stick to one hobby? no. many unfinished projects that started out great. messy but somehow still stylish outfit.

will add more later!