May 22
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Everyone get make more kitchen disaster content NOW
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three shared braincells and theyre all in dinah's head
Hydra : Aren't you and Joule dating?
Slick : Sex isn't dating.
Greaseball: Yeah, if it was then me and Dinah would be dating Slick
Hydra : .....
Dinah : ....no comment
Slick : .....
Greaseball : ...what?
I made this in class.
Oh btw, Kitchendisaster fanchild! :3
But grown because I can't draw children,,,,
Also if anyone has hairstyle recommendations I'd gladly accept because this one looks boring as fuck 💔
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Haven't done this in a while..... apologies
Slick : All I want is a hug, just a hug from anyone.
Porter : *opens arms*
Slick : Not from you
Hydra : *opens arms*
Slick : EW! not from you
Greaseball : *opens arms*
Slick : Definitely later
Dinah : *opens arms*
Slick : FINALLY
Chef mode: ON… Result: smoke alarm’s biggest fan
Last Resort in the Kitchen
🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🔪🧀 🍳 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, don't gimme a retort** 🥄🧂 🔥 **This disaster's what I'm cooking, no better option, just lookin'** 😱🥘 **Panic, I'm fryin', the kitchen flames are higher than* the oven's top*** 🔥🔥 😫 **Cut my steak into pieces, I've reached my last resort** 🚨 🍔 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, and I can't fix it easily** 🤦♂️🧂 **Do you even care if I cook it well?** 😡 😩 **Would it be wrong? Would it be right?** ❓ **If I take my broken spatula and say goodnight?** 🌙🔪 💔 **Chances are that I might,** 😔 **Mess up the risotto with every bite** 🍚 **Cooking’s my last resort** I'm fizzling out tonight! 🌙 🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🥩 **Sautéing with no season, don't gimme a retort** 🧂🥄 **Sautéing out of flavor... cooking might be my downfall** 😱🍽️