#kissofavampiress

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"Stoppit!" The ittsy-bittsy spider shouted up at the biggest women she's ever seen in her life. Her three fingered hands ball up into fists and she squats down to try and launch herself back up onto the wall. All of her efforts were in vain as she was basket ball blocked out of mid air again. She slaps back onto the floor again with a tiny squeaked hiss.

Her flat thorax rattled once, face down, and she was back on her feet again with the sourest pout a spider folk could have.

Zora views Hades to be just a baby when it comes to being a vampire. She’s not even sure how long Hades has been one but the awkwardness she conveys when relating to Zora and others gives her the inkling that it certainly hasn’t been as long as some—that or, she’s not used to being around other vampires.

Even still, it’s endearing to a small degree to see her try and there’s some level of respect there even if Hades is still technically far beneath her considering her own status as a Countess. She’s a bloodsucker just like her, afterall! Part of Zora almost wants to take Hades under her wing and show her some useful tricks on how to slay humans in a way that’s more fun rather than out of necessity. Maybe she just wants to get out of her castle every now and again… or maybe Hades could actually prove to be worthy company! Only time can tell, and they’ve both got plenty!

@kissofavampiress // Perceiving my Muse

Unprompted! // @kissofavampiress

Caesar's mouth shifts into a crooked little frown as he hums a soft "mm." Looking up at someone isn't something he normally does, but this lady's gotta be at least as tall as Lexus, if not taller. Not to mention she's purple, cold as death, with horns and fangs.

Clearly, there's been some sort of miscommunication, but he isn't in the mood to spell this out for the fifth time today.

"For the last time, I didn't give up my talent, I-"

He takes in a sharp breath when he sees her... fang...? Suddenly, it's like all of the fight has been taken out of him, as he stares at her, wide eyed. Is... this possible? Didn't Marceline take care of all the vampires?

It's hard to keep his voice steady, but he has to try.

"You have the wrong guy. I'm not the Ice King anymore."

@kissofavampiress asked: - Terrible first meetings! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

❝ AH- Don't have a choice I'm afraid . 'Course it's a bit longer than I hoped , but can't really do much when you're huntin' for fae . ❞

"Ahhh....I detect the scent of the sanguine about you." The lich purred, albeit like a cat with a hairball caught in the back of its throat.

"A vampire, yes? And such a lovely looking one, too. I am honored to be graced with your presence." Cain gave a genteel bow, his bony body creaking as he did so. "Never have I beheld such beauty."

Well, there was one exception, but he shan't bring her up.