⭑.ᐟ WASTED! | kengan hcs pt. 2
── .✦ WITH: julius, kaneda, kanoh, kaolong, kiozan, kiryu, raian x you
── .✦ SUMMARY: the kengan men had a bit too much to drink - how do they act?
── .✦ WARNINGS:
suggestive, cursing, mentions of alcohol, drunk idiotic men, raian, kiryu, female body parts and pronouns used, throwing up mentions, might be some spelling errors: sorry in advance, ooc 😪
── .✦ AUTHOR’S NOTES: second part!! the last part will be posted tmmrw 😝
⭑.ᐟ JULIUS
nothing changes??
bro has a great alcohol tolerance and can drink as much as he needs and won’t get drunk to the point where he is acting a fool
couldn’t be hayami lol
you were regretting your decision of challenging your big mass of a boyfriend to a drinking match. you were already 3 drinks down and you felt like throwing up while the man beside you was just calmly ordering his fourth.
“are you okay? you’re going to lose if you don’t hurry up and order your fourth.”
you slowly cranked your neck to make eye contact with julius while he spoke. it seemed like he could tell you were out for the count based on your eyes widening in disbelief. the sight made him chuckle and unfortunately, you weren’t gonna let that slide. he’s not only gonna hurt your pride but also laugh in your face? now you gotta get your get back.
“please get me three more drinks!”
your abrupt declaration of war made the man next to you stare in confusion - an emotion that you don’t usually see on his monotone face. you stared back at him with a smug grin on your face, somewhat provoking him.
“i don’t get it, why are you so put up with beating me in this? you know as well as I do that you can’t win.”
“well if i get too drunk you’ll take care of me so either way it’s a win-win situation for me whether i win or lose!”
“you’re more of a idiot than i thought.”
“hey what’s that supposed to mean!”
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⭑.ᐟ KANEDA
tries his best to stay composed but don’t blame him if he starts acting up
either way I don’t think he’s the type to do something so outrageous without Lihito or Okubo convincing him to
slurs his words but tries to cover it up
you were walking into the surprisingly busy bar with the intent to drink a bit and go home but that was ruined when you saw a certainly familiar face. kaneda suekichi, your crush for God knows how long. not noticing the mayhem happening in front of him, you decided to talk to him.
“oh hey kaneda! i didn’t expect you to be here!”
he turned away while giving you one of his usual small smiles.
“well i didn’t expect yu to be her as well [reader]!”
anyone with some type of hearing could notice the prevalent slur in his words.
“kaneda are you drunk?”
“n-no! i had a drink or two but im not drunk!”
the man waved his hands in front of him as if to deny the claim but once you decided to take a closer look at what was happening behind you knew that you couldn’t be so wrong.
it didn’t take you long to identify the three men that lurked around kaneda that were now singing a terribly off tune flyday chinatown. it seemed that it wasn’t only them, there was definitely more drunk men joking them while jumping and holding bottles of all types alcohol up in the air.
you deadpanned.
“those guys convinced you to get drunk right?”
"n-no.."
you raised an eyebrow.
“yeah..”
you decided to sit down on one of the bar table stools, dragging kaneda with you.
“uhh, i hob your not planning to get drunk too!!”
“well, a little bit of fun never hurt anybody right?”
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⭑.ᐟ KANOH
i wouldn’t say he is sensitive to alcohol but i wouldn’t say he isn’t so he’s in the middle
anyway, when he’s drunk he is much more smiley (uncanny valley smile btw) and i mean even in the worst moments
will smile when you mention ANYTHING. your dog dying, you getting promoted, etc.
doesn’t speak at all because he holding back the urge to puke so don’t tell to him to talk plz
you had gone to the bar because your husband was texting you about how much he had drunken and that he “definitely needed assistance” or in other words: he wanted to see you.
when you walked in, you hadn’t been so scared before. i mean, a man that is perceived to be mostly nonchalant was here smiling more than a baby.
“kanoh…how much did you drink?”
his soft smile got wider but he didn’t give you an answer.
“are you okay?”
no answer, just a soft smile.
you had decided to take the initiative and get him home as soon as possible because he most likely was already on the verge of throwing up everywhere. i guess he really needed that assistance.
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⭑.ᐟ KAOLONG
realistically speaking he DOESNT get drunk - he’s way too responsible for that
but if hypothetically speaking, i don’t think much would change - maybe a slight slur in his words that only you can catch because you have heard his voice a million times
maybe his cheeks would be redder/heat up
but i don’t think it would ever happen
a strange sight indeed,
your husband and his best friend doing karaoke with bottles everywhere so you obviously assumed that at least one of them had to be wasted.
now standing in the karaoke booth's doorway, you had noticed that your husband was now looking at you with a soft smile that he always gave you. since you were his significant other you could obviously see the slight redness on his cheeks. you slowly puffed out your chest to make yourself look more intimidating before starting to scold to two grown men.
“you guys completely left me out! going to karaoke while im at home and lonely!”
you sharply turned around to point a finger at the man who was shouting greetings to you before sending him a directed insult.
"and you! how do you think your girlfriend would feel seeing you out here completely gone because of your absurd ways of drinking!"
as if on command, the boy immediately quit shouting and instead sat down next to your husband with a frown on his face, as if preparing for more insults.
your husband was now looking at you with regret and guilt in his eyes, as if begging you to forgive him.
"im sorry dear, this whole thing was unexpected. if saw paing here had notified me beforehand I would absolutely ask you if you would like to come along."
you sighed loudly before taking one of the empty microphones one the table filled with bottles before beckoning with of the boys to come sing, in which you got confused faces.
"well cmon! i dont want you two to have all the fun without me!"
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⭑.ᐟ KIOZAN
dead silent when he drinks as well
I know that there a lot of the 'silent types' but this one is the best imo
he drinks like he is on a MISSION.
don't talk to him whiles he's downing all of these glasses of alcohol because he won't hesitate to death stare you untill you leave him alone
and if you dont, well
he won't do anything because he most likely is already too drunk to do anything
"hey, don't you feel sick?"
you had asked the man in front of you about his current condition because everything was giving you red flags. the man wouldnt say a peep to anyone and his face continually got redder and redder. he kept drinking like he was being forced to or something. you were just a sole bartender and it was probably not the best idea to even talk to him but it seemed like he was about to explode!
after meeting nothing but silence, you decided to speak up once more.
"uhm sir? im pretty sure this amount of alcohol is really bad for you and you should stop!"
this time you seemed to provoke a reaction out of him. he slowly looked up before giving you one of the nastiest glares you have ever received. you swore that you had killed his family or something by the way he was looking at you. eventually after maybe 3 or 4 minutes of death staring you, he continued to drink up his beer.
you stood there in shock while dead panning to yourself. you didn't get paid enough for this shit, why should you even bother?
but on the other hand, helping a cute boy might work in your favor.
so there you stood and spoke. persisting that said man should put the drinks down and go home. obviously he wasn't listening to you so you had no other choice but to keep going back and forth with him.
this had to be worth it in the end, right?
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⭑.ᐟ KIRYU
imma be SOO HONEST
reason this part came out so late was because this dude was the hardest to decipher
I literally don't think he would drink
and not because he's responsible or anything
literally just because he doesn't?
if he were to get drunk not much would change bcs it's....kiryu
im gonna have to come back to this one so ill keep thinking abt it
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⭑.ᐟ RAIAN
raian is my spirit animal
shouts curses EVERYWHERE
i mean he does that without being drunk but he slurs his words HORRIBLY
literally you will need a translator for this bcs HUH?
honestly mean, wrong, and loud
"HEY! YEAB YU GILY GIRL! WHAS TAKIN SO FUCKIN LONG WIT MY DAMN DRINK?"
you could see it in the eyes of your co-worker; she was absolutely terrified. you could tell the man was calling her shook her to her core and you could tell he was so close to running in the back. you sighed while rolling your eyes before finishing the customer you were on before going to your co-worker's trembling to attempt at comforting her. you stood in front of the man's red but terrifying face before pointing behind you; right into the man's face.
"hey, if you dont wanna take this scumbags order you can go out into the back for a break. we're almost done anyway and i dont want to stay here a minute longer."
your co-worker's eyes lighted up as her chest slowly deflating: as if holding some type of weight.
"th-thank you [name]! i promise ill repay you for this!"
you smiled a small smile while waving her off before returning to the man of the hour. he seemed to be chuckling instead of his usually yelling and insulting.
"hey, so yu hab the damn nerve to fuckin call meh a scumbag righ?"
you pout the side of lip up before giving him a disgusted face.
"listen. right now i could give less of damn of whatever is bothering you. tell me what you want to drink so that the both of us can be on our ways."
as if in a flash, the man suddenly disappeared and when you finally saw him again he was super close to your face, practically breathing on you. you pushed him back but he wouldn't budge, he would just continue to laugh sadistically and edge you on even more.
"ugh, leave me alone you fucker! i dont want you fucking nasty hands on me you dick!"
"hey now, don't be suh a stranga! you've got hella balls talking to me like that so i took a likin to ya! yu shoul be honored ya know?"
you swiftly furrowed your eye brows before taking a deep breath. you were gonna lose your temper because that's what his crazy ass wanted so you were stay like this untill he deemed you unfun-
"wouh! hey! where the fuck are you dragging me you hoe!"
"oh cmon! I won't do anythin to ya sweetheart! just wanna let gramps kno that I found my typa woman!"
"your type of WHAT?"
2025 will be sm different, my new years resolution is to not be gone for more then two day at a time. im gonna grind. also made this a 2:35 am so I'm TIREDDD gn or gm if you see this
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