#king lizard

Lizard King:

Stupid romantic

He enjoys a good bank robbery and then maybe a candlelit dinner

He’s a surprisingly good cook

He gets all his minions to help prepare this heist/date combo

Like they’re all super into it

Not like sexually but like- idk they’re supportive

They think you’re good for him!

And you are <3

Maaaaaan he makes a salad and a soup and everything

Fruity little cocktails with garnishes in them and shit

One minion is playing a violin and another is making sure your candles stay lit

It’s a little hard to be romantic with them hovering but he pulls it off well

“Y/n, I appreciate you dearly, without you, my glorious conquest would sssssssuck”

Cecil Stedman

Valentines Day is a quiet affair with Cecil

Supervillains don’t take the month off, so he can’t either

But he tries his best

You come into work to a red rose on your desk

He sends you affectionate texts throughout the day, subtle stuff

“Stay safe”, a photo of Mark absolutely fuming about to rock his shit “Saw this and thought of you lolrkajtnenng”, two hours later a link to a nice Italian restaurant “Dinner here sound good?”

You’re concerned but flattered, and make dinner plans

Dinner is quick, he teleports in that suit he always wears

It’s hard to see the appeal In a suit when he wears it every day, but you love it on him nonetheless

He orders eggplant Parmesan

Idk cuz he’s a freak or smth

He tells you about his day and implores about yours, he’s a very good listener

Afterwards he arranges you a ride to your apartment and kisses you gently

“Happy Valentine’s Day, I’ll see you tonight?”

You know he won’t be done working until later, and when he inevitably sneaks into your bed at two am, it’s a welcome addition

Except for the fact he snores like hell.

Rex Splode

Rex literally forgets about Valentine’s Day

Like, he sees Amanda and Rudy doing something cheesy and he’s like “what the fuck that’s today???”

He never really did anything for Eve, but he’s also not a punk ass tween anymore

And you deserve his best

BUT hes still broke and unromantic

Soooooooo he orders some pizza, begs Rudy to buy him some Champagne- begrudges when he gets a thing of sparkling cider- and copes

You can’t even be upset, he’s got your favorite movie prepared with an out of breath demeanor

He’s been running around the HQ all day

He’s in sweats and a white tshirt and you’re dressed super nicely

Rex feels a little bad

But you don’t date him for his romantic prowess, so you happily take a seat on the couch and bunker down

You lean your head on his shoulder and smile up at him, thanking him for such a nice night

Oooooooo he’s flustered

“uh yeah of course! Did you think I’d forget? Nothing but the best for my babe!” He throws an arm around your shoulders, squeezing you gently