im so tired of this life. i want to be a dog. i want to eat spaghetti and then immediately cough it up. i want to run around and roll in dirt. i want to make noise. i want to knock down pies and eat them. i want to bark at other dogs and pee on whatever i want. i want to play tug of war and get the illusion that i am very strong because the human let me win. i want to be appreciated at family gatherings. i want to have a nice fluffy tail and pointy ears.

me when woken up by my coworker

Depression Poetry under the cut

you sleeping: (water gurgling noises)

Were you asexual when you were with the SDC crew? Just wondering because you said you and Jotaro were in a sexual relationship.