#kidnapper meme

Kidnapper: I have your kid. Mr. Pteranodon: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: The loud one. Mr. Pteranodon: That's still four. Kidnapper: The orange one. Mr. Pteranodon: Buddy!?! Kidnapper: Is that it? Weird name for a girl. Mr. Pteranodon: What?? Annie: [In the background] AND IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW YOU'LL LEARN HOW T-REX HAS THE STRONGEST BITE FORCE! Mr. Pteranodon: THAT'S NOT EVEN MY KID!!! HOW ARE YOU TRACING HER BACK TO ME!?! Kidnapper: Your number is on her scribbled down contact information. Mr. Pteranodon: Oh right! We're her emergency contact. Alright, fine, how much? Kidnapper: That'll be - OW! The feral creature just bit me! Annie: ENJOY DYING OF BLOOD LOSS BI-

Kidnapper: I have your kid. Mr. Pteranodon: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: The one asking when next mealtime is. Mr. Pteranodon: That's three. Kidnapper: The one asking us how all our stuff works. Mr. Pteranodon: Still three. Kidnapper: [Exasperated] The green one! Mr. Pteranodon: That narrows it to two. Kidnapper: The one who wants to add his handcuffs to his collection! Mr. Pteranodon: Don! Don't worry, son! I'm saving you! Don: [In the background] I'm in a dark hole! It's so cool! I like this game!

Kidnapper: I have your kid. Mr. Pteranodon: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: The one who - WAIT! WHERE DID HE GO!? Mr. Pteranodon: Huh? Kidnapper: He's gone! Wait, he left a note! It says "I had a hypothesis that you are terrible kidnappers. And I'm actively escaping as I write this, my hypothesis is right. Losers." Mr. Pteranodon: That's my Buddy! I'm so proud of my son!

Kidnapper: I have your kid. Mr. Pteranodon: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: The one having a panic attack in the corner. Mr. Pteranodon: That narrows it down to two. Kidnapper: When we first took him he asked what species we were and to compare features- Mr. Pteranodon: That's Buddy!

Kidnapper: I have your kid. Mr. Pteranodon: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: The loud one. Mr. Pteranodon: That doesn't narrow it down. Well, maybe it narrows it down to three. Kidnapper: Um, she told us off about everything we're doing wrong. Mr. Pteranodon: That's two. Kidnapper: She's singing the My Crest Is The Best song repeatedly and it's driving us nuts! Mr. Pteranodon: That would be Tiny. Okay, how much? Kidnapper: No! We're giving her back for free! If I have to listen to this song one more time- Mr. Pteranodon: That'll be two thousand dollars. Kidnapper: Fine! Just take her!

Kidnapper: I have your kid. Mr. Pteranodon: Which one? I have four. Kidnapper: I don't know, the one who told us off for being "sloppy" and started power cleaning her cell? Mr. Pteranodon: Oh my gosh, you have Shiny!