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Okay, this one is mostly based on concept art that I found, but i'd like to think that Viper has a whole collection of parasols. A little bonus here, but I feel like she used to use it in cold weather, all because she's scared of the possibility of a really bad snow storm (or worse, thunder AND a snow storm (which is a real thing)

Crane has a rather low spice tolerance.

Mantis is able to sit entirely still with almost no movement for about 3 whole minutes, he just doesn't do it.

Sometimes whenever the rest of the five are stuck arguing, Tigress is basically like "Yeah, continue f*cking around and then you'll find out once it gets you in trouble". She wasn't kidding about the arguing getting them captured at times when it gets REAL heated.

Monkey can play several musical instruments, not perfectly but still good enough.

Tigress is the only one who genuinely cannot carry a tune. Mantis doesn't like singing but is pretty good, Crane can sing extremely well, Monkey enjoys singing short gigs on occasion, and Viper can sing really well when nobody is looking or listening (she gets embarrassed if she even tries to sing in front of others)

All of them have group therapy sessions, and they've recently added Po to them as well.

Monkey likes sitting in the rain for no reason at times, only when the rain is relatively light though.

BOOM ALBINO SHEN WITH MINOR HEADCANONS

- the release date of the movies are the birthdates of the villains (Tai Lung 6th of June, Shen 26th of May, Kai 29th of January)

- Obviously Tai doesn't know his birthday so they celebrate the day Shifu got him instead which is the 4th of July (I chose this date because it was the date that it aired on my country :3 )

-Meanwhile Tai and Shen have their family issues Kai has loving parents with a wholesome relationship and absolute no problems with.

"Okay I get it fine you're all without fathers alright"

K: I'm not

K: I love my dad

K: My dad's fucking awesome

- I headcanon the mixed animals offsprings work the same way in Beastars so the offspring won't be a mixed creature but rather just one of the parents

- Kai has a cow mother and a crocodile father.

- Shen's mom's mother is an Albatross.

- Both of Tai's parents are snow leopards

- I know people usually say that Po and Tai would be besties which I agree but among the villains I think his bestie would be Kai, they seemed to be getting along (almost) in the movie for me X)

- After the third film I cannot imagine Tigress and Po not having a panda daughter

- Tigress and Po has a panda daughter. One child

- Tigress becomes Shifu's succesor. Taking over the Jade Palace ( after it is rebuilt ) Teaching new generations

- Crane is the first one to marry among the five. Mantis is the last he's scared (didn't marry an other mantis oh god kajsksbdjs)

- Po is the youngest member and Mantis is the oldest

- Oogway and Kai met in the army but they knew eachother's existence before that. They just weren't talking to eachother at all

- Kai listens to Oogway's "deep talks". When he was young he couldn't exactly come up with words to explain what is in his mind and tell it, Kai watched him as he mixed 15 random words together to explain what his philosophical thoughts were

"You have an enlightenment every day"

-Shen had a close relationship with his parents till the age of 5. Then it fell apart

- Tai Lung used to count his spots regularly to see if he had grown any more. He stopped after he finished puberty

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Они социально неловкие, потому что это их первые отношения. У них в целом беды с социальным взаимодействием, потому что они привыкли к рамкам «руководитель и подчиненный». Здоровые и равноправные отношения, где нет четкого разделения на «ведущего» и «ведомого», для них в новинку.

В то же время сложно поверить, что для Шеня они первые, тому что он ведет себя довольно раскованно и развязно. Тай Лунг же напротив, довольно сдержанный. Вообще в их паре именно Шень самый эмоциональный (и нередко агрессивный). Он открыт в выражении своих чувств, в то время как Тай Лунгу нужно время, чтобы открыться.

Причина, по которой начались их отношения, - они оба травмированные дети с daddy issues, которые нашли утешение друг в друге. Тай Лунг и Шень чувствуют себя услышанными, понятыми и принятыми, когда говорят друг другу о прошлом.

Они - демиромантичные демисексуалы. Прежде, чем у них возникло романтическое и сексуальное влечение друг ко другу, им потребовалось МНОГО времени, чтобы довериться друг другу. Да, доверие - это сексуально.

Их отношения сложно назвать здоровыми, но они стремятся к этому.

У Тай Лунга ещё со времён ученичества есть вредная привычка считывать эмоции. Он постоянно переживает, что Шень может быть обижен, расстроен, зол из-за него. У Шеня тоже есть вредная привычка. Он постоянно спрашивает Тай Лунга: «А ты меня любишь?» Он страдает от проблем с доверием и внутренней неуверенности.

Язык любви Тай Лунга - прикосновения. Он любит, когда его гладят по голове и обнимают, и сам любит обнимать, тем самым выражая свою привязанность. В детстве он крайне нуждался в физическом выражении чувств, но Шифу с годами делал это все реже и реже, пока не сошло на нет, потому что отношения «ученик и учитель» подразумевали жёсткую субординацию. При этом Шень не очень тактильный, но ради любимого терпит, потому что понимает, как для него это важно. Язык любви Шеня - время. В детстве родители уделяли ему мало времени, поэтому этот показатель для него важен. Даже если времяпровождение заключается в совместном лежании и ничегонеделании, он дорожит каждой минутой.

Их любимое совместное занятие - душевные разговоры по ночам. Доверие - это сексуально [2].

Так как Шень выше Тай Лунга ростом, второй любит вставать на цыпочки, чтобы поцеловать первого.

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Первый раз случился по инициативе Шеня. Т.к. у павлинов вместо гениталий клоака, ему было любопытно попробовать проникающий секс.

Тай Лунг стонет тихо, это больше похоже на громкое дыхание.

Тай Лунг любит нежный, долгий и медленный секс, в то время как Шень любит, когда его берут грубо и страстно. Шень нередко просит, чтобы его кусали, царапали и пороли.

Aftercare - самая любимая часть процесса у Тай Лунга. У Шеня - прелюдия. Причем Шень подходит к ней творчески, как чансань (китайская гейша): песни, игра на музыкальных инструментах, поэзия, танцы и т.п.

Самая чувствительная часть тела у Шеня - ноги.

In your last writings you mentioned that Kai's son has his granfather eyes it was so💔🥹 I personally had a headcanon of his mother having blue eyes but father instead is cool too! If I got it right his father is (technically?) chinese and in terms of humans it's still possible for them having blue eyes way more rarely than mongolian and other turk people though

"IF IT'S FINE WITH YOU?!"- YES IT'S FINE WITH ME YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASK I'M HONORED DHSHSGSHDH😭💖😭💖😭💖😭

Hemhem anyway:

Yes, Kai and Yuelong both have blue eyes inherited from Bingwen, Kai's daddy. Bingwen is Chinese, but because they're animals and not humans I figured they're allowed a little more diversity in eye color (Tai Lung's gold eyes, Po's green eyes, etc).

I sadly don't have access to many good sources about traditional Chinese clothing during the warring states era, but from what I could glean I think Bingwen would have been wearing something like this:

However, Bingwen was not a peasant but a scholar, but not a particularly well-known one during his time; however, like I said, I have no great sources for how a scholar would have dressed then. He was alive during the middle/late warring states period (perhaps about 250 BC?) and lived in the Qin state, so that might also factor into his clothing choice. I'm sorry I don't have more details than that, and that what I do have isn't very historically accurate. ;-;

His overall appearance, however: he was a Chinese Black-pied bull, had no mane, and wore round-framed glasses. His head was black, save for a white mark on his forehead that had four points resembling a star (something else his grandson inherited from him). The rest of him was covered in black and white splotches as a typical cow. Kai got his horn shape as well as eye color from him:

Khaltmaa is much easier: she's basically a female Kai (or, in this headcanon, Kai is a male version of her) with longer fur, brown eyes, different horns, and her mane actually tied up into neat braids instead of unkempt and loose like her son's. Her horns were like a typical mongolian yak's:

And she wore a deel:

Probably something like this (as both men and women wore deels at the time), but again, I have no good sources of historically accurate information, so please do forgive me if this is wrong!

She has a brother, called Mamihasina (From the Malagasy mamy meaning "sweet" or "well-liked" and hasina meaning "sacred power, sanctity, virtue") (he chosed a chinese name, 荣 (róng) meaning "glory, honour, flourish, prosper") who is an artist in both drawing and ceramic. She lost contact with him when she moved to Juniper City but she doesnt miss him bc of how her family seemed to support him more in his drawings that her in her sorcery and she hates him for that.

Róng, on the other hand, has tried to get back in touch with her, but has given up hope of being able to build a relationship with her when she became ruler of Juniper City