"Farmer Copia aka Cornucopia”
and they only get better/worse from here.
(courtesy of @seestorimperator, @ghussy, @kettle-bird, @eraserbitz, and myself)
“Copia gets fired and has a blue period called mopeia” -s
“Copia changes his career to acting on daytime spanish tv, soapia” -g
“He becomes a frat boy call him bropia” -s
“He sees a spider and runs the heck away? Cardinal Nopia” -n
“put him on the side of a hill, call that Cardinal Slopia” -k
“let him hold ur hand when ur down, he’s Cardinal Hopia : )” - s
“Fancy hedge trimmed in his honor, Cardinal Topia-ry” -n
“Check facts with him, Cardinal Snopia” -s
“abandon your shitty fiance and start a new life with cardinal elopia” -g
“he is now a soft orange melon Canta Lopia” -s
“everything sucks and its gods fault deus culpia” -e
“you can guess this one.....cardinal ropia ;)” -e
“smoke a fat joint. cardinal dopia” - g
“if he got a role in a play, would he be Cardinal Shopia” -k
“he keeps the church clean after hours, cardinal mopia” -e
“HE LIVIN IN A SCI-FI CALL HIM CARDINAL DYSTOPIA.......” -s