#round three

Mr Darcy (2005): ...

Mr Darcy (1995):

There's a reason why Colin Firth is forever known as Mr. Darcy above all other roles he's had and will have! Even ignoring the wet white shirt, which has become A Thing now, he is so hot with his curly hair and his little half smiles and his intense looks of longing and his legs that go on for milessss.

CRYPTIDCLUEHUNTERS

They all like each other a lot. Just let them be happy please.

avid joined the coven with the express reason of it being for them. 'nough said

If Scott/Pyro/Abolish gets in I think this should qualify too. Anyways, in my head this is either two queerplatonic besties and their shared girlfriend they both adore or a sapphic polycule. I don’t make the rules.

okay but listen. their relationship is one of, if not THE, emotional crux(es) of their collective povs!! they were the the first real friend group in the series, and also one of the healthiest imo. not to mention, there’s something that’s so mwah about the tragedy of thinking you’ll have eternity with someone only for it to be ripped away. the curse of immortality or something idk. but just think of how excited they were to explore the world together !!! and then avid died and that’s what really pushed cryptidclues over the edge !!! think of everything they’re willing to do for one another.

LUMBERJACK

Enemies with benefits (killing Avid)

because there wasn't enough Doomed Yaoi already

two traumatized suicidal outcasts, they would either somehow manage to heal together or make eachother a bajillion times worse while watching the world burn around them (latter option is way more likely). they are both severly mentally ill and they are going to make it everybody elses problem (they already have and are in superhell together, superhell situationship). (also, 18 fics on ao3 IS CRIMINAL WORK.) (also also, hot take: these two are more of a mirrors of eachother than owen and avid,,,,) (this may have been submitted already but im spreading the lumberjack propaganda regardless. everybody get more lumberjack-pilled NOW!!!! 18 fics IS NOT ENOUGH)

They can literally be as toxic or as non-toxic as you want them to be. Owen was there in the beginning to help Pyro out, they had a bit of a rough patch in the middle, but as soon as they had a common enemy, they started working together. Owen said multiple times after they teamed up that he wanted to kill Pyro, but also, he stood in front of them after they said that they killed Avid.

What’s more beautiful than seeing two fucked up little guys bond over similar yet wildly different pasts after they murder a shared enemy? Also, there is so much potential for them in the afterlife, they could date forever in hell

This might actually fix them, and I am personally of the belief that they should've kissed over Avid's corpse. They also hate each other yet narratively parallel each other. Need I say more?

they should have made out after ep 7