#couldnt stop

and they only get better/worse from here.

(courtesy of @seestorimperator, @ghussy, @kettle-bird, @eraserbitz, and myself)

“Copia gets fired and has a blue period called mopeia” -s

“Copia changes his career to acting on daytime spanish tv, soapia” -g

“He becomes a frat boy call him bropia” -s

“He sees a spider and runs the heck away? Cardinal Nopia” -n

“put him on the side of a hill, call that Cardinal Slopia” -k

“let him hold ur hand when ur down, he’s Cardinal Hopia : )” - s

“Fancy hedge trimmed in his honor, Cardinal Topia-ry” -n

“Check facts with him, Cardinal Snopia” -s

“abandon your shitty fiance and start a new life with cardinal elopia” -g

“he is now a soft orange melon Canta Lopia” -s

“everything sucks and its gods fault deus culpia” -e

“you can guess this one.....cardinal ropia ;)” -e

“smoke a fat joint. cardinal dopia” - g

“if he got a role in a play, would he be Cardinal Shopia” -k

“he keeps the church clean after hours, cardinal mopia” -e

“HE LIVIN IN A SCI-FI CALL HIM CARDINAL DYSTOPIA.......” -s