#kenuno

little family’s morning routine ☀️☕️

let's sit and flirt and laugh and be silly

PLEASE EXCUSE HIS CHARRO OUTFIT. HE WANTED NEW CLOTHES AND THIS WAS ALL I HAD

These are biblically accurate Kenunos.

Unohana, during a Gotei 13 gathering: Zaraki-taicho, you haven't met baby y/n yet! Unohana: *shows off baby y/n* Look at this piece of heaven that came down just for me! Baby y/n: bah bah •_- Zaraki: ... Zaraki, mentally: Yeah, I need to take him home. I need to raise that thing. He's perfect.

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Zaraki: Can't believe you didn't adopt me back then. Unohana: Well I was busy! I couldn't afford to have some kid around me all the time. Unohana: No I'm lying. Back then I was a bloodthirsty bitch and raising a kid wasn't part of my itinerary. Zaraki: Hah, I know. Glad to see that's changed. It's pretty great, raising a kid. *motions to Yachiru & y/n running around playing together happily* Unohana: *lips curling slowly in contentment* Quite the change, it is.

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[In an AU where Zaraki Kenpachi serves as Unohana's lieutenant] Unohana: *heading out of the barracks* I’ve decided to adopt a child, Zaraki-fukutaicho. Zaraki: Huh. Why all of a sudden, taicho? Unohana: Because I had a dream in which I adopted a kid but then I woke up and it wasn’t real and I felt very sad and guilty for abandoning my kid. Zaraki: Zaraki: You had a dream— Unohana: -that I adopted a kid, that's right. Zaraki: and so you’re currently mourning your... imaginary child? Unohana: Hm, something like that, yes. Zaraki: *doesn't really quite understand what's happening but is very impressed anyway* Zaraki: I’ll call Yamamoto so-taicho and get together the necessary paperwork. Meet you at the adoption agency in thirty, taicho?

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Y/n: I wish I could buy this cool thing. Unohana: How much does it cost? Y/n: I can't just make you buy it for me. Unohana: But I have money, dear. Don't worry. Y/n: You should spend it on things YOU want, Mom! Unohana: And I want you to have nice things! Y/n: I can't just mooch off you all the time :( Unohana: JUST! LET! ME! PROVIDE!

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[Text message] Unohana: He is coming to get you Y/n: Huh. Who is coming? Unohana: Him Y/n: WHAT Y/n: MOM WHO IS COMING??? Unohana: He’ll be there soon. Y/n: AM I BEING KIDNAPPED? Y/n: MOM PLEASE, CAN YOU TELL ME JUST WHO IS COMING?? Unohana: Zaraki-san. Y/n: Seriously, Mom?! You could have just said that from the start 😭

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Y/n: I have a question. Unohana: Yes, dear? Y/n: I was just curious how did you and Zaraki-san first meet? Unohana: Oh. Over bodies; there were loads of them. Zaraki: I was just sitting there and she takes one look at me... Unohana, recalling the memory: *laughs* Y/n, slightly disappointed: …So you won’t actually tell me how you met? Unohana, chuckling at how y/n didnt get it: Hm.. You'll understand when you’re older :)

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Unohana: Football, soccer, futebol. Whatever. The important thing is that my son is going to take your fucking knees out! Y/n, hiding the creeping blush: Mom...

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((as a bonus, have a KenUno :D))