Kennedy knew better. She knew better than hooking up with a familiar face in a bar, she knew better than that person being Head Slayer’s baby sister. Then again, Kennedy knew better than a lot of things, and somehow this bad decision turned out better than most.

Kennedawn:

Gives nose/forehead kisses - oh, 100% Dawn. Kennedy spends a long time pretending she is too Tough for nose kisses, but she can’t hide the fact that she melts when Dawn kisses her nose

Gets jealous the most - Kennedy. girl’s gotta get her way

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - both, it’s fairly split here

Takes care of on sick days - Kennedy is whiny when she’s sick, meanwhile Dawn uses being sick as a chance to read all the books on whatever relevant research topic and then spends the next few weeks spouting relevant-but-mostly-useless trivia

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Dawn drags Kennedy out, from where she laid out a towel tanning

Gives unprompted massages - mostly Dawn giving Kennedy massages - Slayering can be hard on her muscles

Drives/rides shotgun - Kennedy drives, Dawn rides shotgun and takes over the music, singing along to Pop Top 40

Brings the other lunch at work - Dawn has the closest to a ‘normal’ job, so mostly it’s Kennedy bringing her lunch, when she’s not on a case/client

Has the better parental relationship - Kennedy, who’s not quite close with either parent, but they very much all love each other

Tries to start role-playing in bed - Dawn, embarassingly, and Kennedy finds it adorable. it just takes them some practice

Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Kennedy. you would expect Dawn, but no, she can bust a move. Kennedy cannot

Still cries watching Titanic - neither of them. but Dawn never fails to cry over Lilo & Stitch

Firmly believes in couples costumes - Dawn, who often tries to make them do group couples costumes (Willow loves the idea. Kennedy and Xander take some convincing)

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Kennedy, who grew up rich enough that her idea of ‘expensive’ is skewed

Makes the other eat breakfast - Kennedy. Dawn is a morning person, up and go-go-going, and Kennedy forces her to slow down and eat so they can get some time together

Remembers anniversaries - they both remember, though Dawn tends to plan for it further in advance. Kennedy has been known to do the last-minute, week before scramble

Brings up having kids - Dawn does, and Kennedy kind of runs from the conversation at first. Comes back and apologizes and they talk about it

Malice:

Gives nose/forehead kisses - Alice gives Margo a lot of nose kisses, Margo gives Alice more forehead kisses

Gets jealous the most - Alice. Margo is too chill with various forms of non-monogamy to deal *too* much with jealousy

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - mostly Alice has to deal with Margo - though it’s less bars and more the Physical Cottage, or a Fillory tavern maybe. if Alice is drunk, Margo knows something is wrong

Takes care of on sick days - Margo has a kingdom to rule, she doesn’t have time to be sick! They’re both very stubborn about this and yet try to hypocritically force the other to rest, it doesn’t go well all around

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Margo dragging Alice out

Gives unprompted massages - Margo gives more unprompted ones. but she’s been known to teasingly demand massages from Alice, who is usually happy to oblige

Drives/rides shotgun - Margo drives, Alice is shotgun

Brings the other lunch at work - it depends, though more often it’s Alice bringing Margo lunch, forcing her to take a break from her High King duties and eat

Has the better parental relationship - Margo, though that’s not saying much. her parents are distant and complicated, but Alice’s mom is just plain fucked up

Tries to start role-playing in bed - Margo. she’s got things to teach Alice, when it comes to spicing things up in the bedroom

Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Alice, 100%. it’s almost as bad as Q’s weird Niffin-summoning dance. Margo tries to pretend she doesn’t know her, if they’re out in public

Still cries watching Titanic - Margo, who will hurt you if you tell anyone

Firmly believes in couples costumes - Margo jokingly suggests it, and they end up finding a perfect one and going for it

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Margo, but is it really expensive if she just ordered one of the castle workers to make it?

Makes the other eat breakfast - Alice makes Margo eat breakfast, get a chance to sort out her agenda for the day

Remembers anniversaries - Margo is better at remembering them

Brings up having kids - Margo, in a ‘this is expected of me as High King’ sense, but neither of them want kids

Buffalow

Gives nose/forehead kisses - Willow gives most of the nose kisses, they’re both big on forehead kisses

Gets jealous the most - Willow a little bit more, because Buffy has more guys after her. but honestly, after years and years of friendship, these two don’t do jealous much

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - both, though not very often. and most of the time if they are drunk at a bar, they both are, spending a night out on the town together, and so they have to call a cab

Takes care of on sick days - both, and they’re really good at it after all these years. they each know exactly what the other needs/wants. Willow does have to stop Buffy from still trying to go out and fight though

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - they both love the beach and basically go running out into the water together, racing and splashing each other

Gives unprompted massages - more so Willow, who knows how tired Buffy’s muscles get

Drives/rides shotgun - Willow drives, Buffy is shotgun

Brings the other lunch at work - depends on what job they’re working at the time. mostly Willow likes to come and visit Buffy

Has the better parental relationship - Willow, but again, that doesn’t take much to beat Buffy’s absent father and dead mother

Tries to start role-playing in bed - Willow, and Buffy finds she’s a big fan

Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Willow, though Buffy mostly finds it adorable

Still cries watching Titanic - Buffy

Firmly believes in couples costumes - they both do, though Willow is more enthusiastic about it. they have so much fun coming up with new costumes each year though

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Buffy, though only occasionally, when she has the perfect big gift

Makes the other eat breakfast - depends on their schedules, but often it’s Willow reminding Buffy that coffee isn’t breakfast, she needs food for her Slayer metabolism

Remembers anniversaries - Willow is great at them, Buffy sometimes needs reminded

I’m going to be self-indulgent and go Kennedy/Dawn, especially since I know you answered at least one of these for Buffy/Willow

40. Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to?they both remember their first night at the Bronze, with all the potentials, dancing like they weren’t scared the world was about to end. they remember all the important firsts of any relationship - kiss, date, etc. - but Kennedy’s favorite first is their first time fighting together, a moonlit walk that doubled as patrol. their special place was The Bronze, pre-Sunnydale crater. after they relocate, they find a new club to fit them, and a favorite sunny park to have picnics at.

41. Are they party-goers? What are they like when they’re drunk? Does it happen often?they’re party-goers. not ‘out partying every weekend’ types, but they enjoy a chance to relax and take a night off from demon-duty. Dawn is a cuddly, clumsy, loud drunk; Kennedy becomes more talkative, a bit more possessive, and a fighty drunk if she’s in the wrong mood. Dawn’s a lightweight, so if she’s drinking at the party, she gets drunk. Kennedy more often ends up the DD, she’s more likely to end up drunk when they’re fighting or when something’s wrong.

4. First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?in canon, I think Kennedy sort of brushed Dawn off, overlooked her. she was younger, wasn’t a Slayer, and she underestimated her, was taken by surprise and had to re-evaluate her opinion of her when Dawn was always around for Slayer training. meanwhile Dawn thought Kennedy was a brat, but a hot brat. definitely not love at first sight

ROXY MY HERO!!! <3 on both accounts actually, because I love Jenny (and Giles) so Calendiles is good

Kennedawn:

Who said “I love you” first - Dawn!! - I feel like Dawn’s lost enough people that she’s gotten good at saying it, at not wasting time not telling people how you feel, because you never know when it’ll be too late. This is only increased by Kennedy being a Slayer. (oh no now I want to fic this - Dawn having a moment of realization that she’s in love with Kennedy and just blurting it out and Kennedy shocked and having no idea how to react…)

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background - okay so in the age of smart phones I feel like Dawn has Kennedy as her lock screen and some sort of Scooby picture as her background (either the trio or them with Kennedy maybe?). Meanwhile Kennedy has some generic lock screen but a cute couple selfie as her background because she’s secretly incredibly sappy like that <3

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror - Dawn (Kennedy is much more likely to jump into the shower with Dawn than stay outside and leave cute notes)

Who buys the other cheesy gifts - Dawn usually, because Kennedy is much more used to giving extravagant gifts. But sometimes on her Slayer travels, she’ll pick up something she sees that reminds her of Dawn, and those are the gifts Dawn treasures most

Who initiated the first kiss - I’m really torn here??? I’m gonna go with Dawn

Who kisses the other awake in the morning - Dawn usually because she’s a morning person (plus Kennedy’s late hours)

Who starts tickle fights - Dawn keeps starting tickle fights, but she should really learn better because she’s hella ticklish and Kennedy always wins.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower - see above - this is usually Kennedy - but sometimes Kennedy will have a rough night slaying and Dawn will slip in and join her to relax her

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch - Kennedy surprises Dawn

Who was nervous and shy on the first date - DAWN!!! I usually think Dawn doesn’t realize she’s queer until Kennedy shows up, so this is definitely Dawn. Plus, no matter how nervous Kennedy was, she’s very good at playing it off and still being cocky and confident.

Who kills/takes out the spiders - oh my god, Kennedy can handle vampires and demons but Dawn is the one in charge of spiders, Kennedy is not a fan of them. (Dawn finds it adorable and always kisses her cheek after she kills the spiders for her.)

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk - both of them, but in different instances. Dawn is all lovey and touchy, leaning on Kennedy and gushing about how much she loves her. Meanwhile Kennedy is a ‘fight me’ drunk or a sullen pouting drunk. She’ll fight anyone who looks at Dawn because ‘she’s mine, I love her so much, you can’t have her, come fight me!’ or Dawn will say something negative about herself and Kennedy will be like ‘you’re wonderful and amazing and I love you so so much, don’t you dare say things like that, I will fight you!! I love you but I’ll anyone who says something mean about you, even you!’ Or if she’s in a bad place she’ll be sullen and withdrawn and if Dawn’s around she’ll try to get through to her and Kennedy will be all ‘I love you so much and you’re so incredible and I don’t deserve you’ and get sentimental but down on herself.

(wow all of that got looooong I would say I’m sorry but I’m not, I just have a lot of feelings on Kennedawn)

Calendiles:

Who said “I love you” first - JENNY okay she’s much more direct meanwhile Giles is always flustered and confused why this wonderful woman is into him?? (he absolutely melts when she says it though and returns the sentiment immediately)

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background - Giles has Jenny as his lock screen and the three Scoobies as his background, meanwhile Jenny has Giles as her lock screen and a couple selfie as her background

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror - Giles writes little sweet messages for her, but Jenny draws hearts (she has a very distinct heart doodle so he grins constantly at the sight of it)

Who buys the other cheesy gifts - Jenny buys Giles little gag gift type things to mess with him and they laugh about it

Who initiated the first kiss - JENNY (she makes all the first moves, honestly)

Who kisses the other awake in the morning - Giles does, because Jenny is very much not a morning person. Usually he’ll make her coffee and then come up to kiss her awake

Who starts tickle fights - Jenny does because Rupert is much more ticklish than you’d expect and it’s adorable to see him lose his calm composed manner when he’s giggling while being tickled

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower - JENNY

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch - Rupert, he knows Jenny has a tendency to run off of snacks and coffee so he likes to make sure she has a good meal. (Jenny does this for him as well, but it’s when he’s got late nights Scoobying.)

Who was nervous and shy on the first date - GILES, Jenny is confident and sassy while Giles is flustered and nervous (and put his foot in his mouth insulting football)

Who kills/takes out the spiders - Giles?

Option A: Joyce is still alive. Dawn gets fed up with Joyce making rude remarks about Tara and Willow when they’re not around, so she rebels against her mom by convincing Kennedy to pretend to date her. She comes over for dinner all the time and they hold hands and Kennedy makes inappropriate gay jokes that make Joyce incredibly uncomfortable and Dawn loves seeing her mom squirm. But then Dawn falls for Kennedy and Kennedy falls for Dawn and they both think it’s doomed and it all works out, just as the cliche goes.