#kaveluc

- His childhood friend he kissed once when he was 16 who he hasn't seen in ten years (Thoma)

- His ex-wife who he has complicated feelings towards (Jean)

- The girl from that flower shop who is obsessed with him (Donna)

- An old chinese man who keeps quoting ancient texts at him and saying he knew the guy who wrote it (probably a god) (Zhongli)

- The first one's boss who keeps flirting with him and suggesting they enter a polyamorous marriage in really unsubtle ways (Ayato)

- A gambler lady who thinks he's really good at killing people and keeps sexually (???) choking/strangling enemies they fight (Yelan)

- Some gang leader from Japan with big tits who keeps trying to beetle fight him and is endearingly stupid (Itto)

- An architect from Persia who is knee deep in debt and cares very heavily about everything (Kaveh)

- The architect's roommate, also a well-known Arabian scholar who never takes his headphones off and somehow still hears everything Diluc says (Alhaitham)

- A French prison warden who keeps reminding him to take care of himself while he struggles to reign in his own daughter (?? Child who is always with him??? Coworker?? Diluc can't tell) (Wriothesley)

- his doctor (Baizhu)

Diluc’s home is invaded by a fatui guard, they thought he’d be easy pickings for the Knight’s of Favonius info considering he retired a while ago. Whether it was being a diplomat or simply not believing it, he forgot there’s a reason as to why Diluc is BANNED in Schneznya. The fight was easy, but rage is not. Diluc essentially blew up most of his house, and unfortunately for him, it’s a family home, so there’s not any GOOD standing blueprints. (Devastating considering it’s his childhood home) Kaeya tries to be helpful and offers him the information of an architect, who’s great at replicating and creating designs. He’s good at capturing descriptions and wouldn’t mind experiencing different architecture.

Kaveh gets the offer and is a little hesitant, but as Alhaitham starts going on with how late he is for rent he says fuck it and decides it’d be worth it. Especially with all the things in his favor. He goes

Today’s rarepair is Diluc x Kaveh, or Diluveh!

ICONS - KAVEH X DILUC [GENSHIN IMPACT]

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Kaveh: Diluc.

Tighnari: No it doesn’t-

You guys really like making me work, huh.

But let's just get one thing clear: the Kids know what a good dad looks like because Diluc has given them that. So them seeing how Crepus treated Diluc would kill them. Because of the way Diluc talks about his father, they thought Diluc had learned his loving naturing character from his father, but it was more like Diluc had learned what not to do.

Diona would be literally plotting murder. While Bennett probably trying to get her and Razor under control, Fischl trying to pull Diluc away, and Klee pulls the boss move and cries to her mom.

Which I feel. Alice is final boss material if you hurt her kid's feelings.

Now, for the Harem, we are gonna speed run this because a lot of them are very protective.

Albedo: He's calling Alice again.

Al Haitham: Make Crepus cry with a brutally honest review of Crepu's own parenting or something else he's proud of.

Ayato: Probably takes something exceedingly hurtful that Crepus said and turns it against him. Definitely has people stalking Crepus and making him as uncomfortable as physically possible.

Childe: Diluc probably has to physically hold him from stabby time

Eula: Definitely plots her revenge. A way for Crepus to publicly embarrass himself. Or explode his poor parenting to the public.

Itto: Crepus gets in Ushi to the face.

Kaveh: Probably shouts at Crepus and explains how Diluc is perfect.

Thoma: I'm pretty sure Thoma's disappointment is lethal to anyone

Xiao: Xiao normally doesn't care about mortal but it honestly would be stabby time v2.