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Read Introduction from the story I KILL MY BREATH [ON-GOING] by mareeyasofi (Sophia) with 2 reads. ongoing, newbie, tro...
This is the HQ photo of my book cover but soon to be replaced if I have finally done writing the story and its plot.
My first chapter is out now.
This is actually inspired by my sleep paralysis experience that I never knew it was a "sleep paralysis" until I have grown up. Well I hope you and enjoy, have fun and wait for the other chapters. Lovelots!
Read 1. tulog from the story I KILL MY BREATH [ON-GOING] by mareeyasofi (Sophia) with 3 reads. ongoing, newbie, barkada...
Kahapon, grabe lang kasi para kaming timang ni Mae dun sa PUP . Hindi ko kasi inintindi yung text ni Kim na tatlong stamp pala kailangang bilhin, worth 120 lahat yun. Kumikitang kabuhayan nanaman samantalang sa BIR eh 15 php lang yun, grabe may tax. Ayun nagkagulo-gulo kami sa pagcompute ng pera, actually si Mae kasi praning haha. Sakanya napunta yung stamps so kami na lang ni Irene yung bibili , kaso pagbalik namin sa coop , leche flan talaga, break time pa ng 12-1:30 pm . E di di kami nakabili lalong natagalan tuloy. Nagkwentuhan muna kami dun sa bench sa southwing ground floor tas kumain lang nung crossini. lol. Nung 1:30 na tungunu gulat na gulat kami kasi biglang nagkapila ng mahaba andun na sa dome, samantalang kanina nung si mae yung bumili wala pa, haha . E di pila ulit pila , PUP yan eh . Akala namin eh okay na yun pala yung stamp wala pa, tae so hintay nanaman ng 2 pm daw , tagal nakatayo dun. Mag 3 pm na wala pa din, shemay nakakangalay yun ah . Kung anu-anong kalokohan na, sinelfie pa namin yung TOR pic namin. Bagot talaga , imbes na pumunta na lang ng NBI eh . 3 pm, potek, wala pa din talaga kaimbyerna na eh , ako na nagaya na mag nbi na lang para umabot pa ng 4 pm, actually mag-apply pa lang ako dun, sina Mae at Irene kasi releasing na lang ang problema, wala ng pila daw yun, so ang assumption , di na ko makakahabol kasi 3 pm papunta pa lang kaming NBI, e di ang balak ko samahan ko na lang sila dun tsaka mag chowking sa SM Manila, sabi kasi ni Mae andun yung crew na trip si Ire, hiningi yung # at nakipagtextmate daw sakanya lol, curiousity killed the cat kasi eh . haha. (Nalaman ko ding may mga indirect flirting thingy pala, yung tipong seryoso ka tapos may dumaang lalaki sa di kalayuan tapos biglang nagkatitigan kayo, tapos walang balak magbitaw ng tingin si kuya kaya ako na lang yung sumuko, lol. After nyang magpaxerox napatingin ako tas sakto napatingin din sya, continuation ba kuya? anong eksena nating dalawa? -_- takte . ) Bumyahe na kami, tawa lang kami ng tawa sa jeep na pa recto mukang mga timang ang ingay sa jeep. Biglang pumreno ng malakas si Manong driver. Shet, muntik na kaming maaksidente, talsikan yung mga pasahero , buti nakahawak ako sa hawakan kaso parang muntik ng ma-deform yung buto ko sa lakas ng impact, tas si Mae nadaganan si te Ire, tas si ate Ire naman nauntog dun sa bakal sa likod ng upuan nung kundoktor, yung mga nasa hulihan nagtalsikan din pati yung cp ni manang ayun nagalit. Pero tae lang, imbes na matakot eh nagtawanan lang kami pagkatapos , lol, kahit nasaktan kami. Si Manong galit na galit dun sa driver ng jeep na huminto sa harap namin , nagmurahan sila. Mas natakot ako sa murahan nila at yung intensity ng tinginan nila kesa dun sa nangyari. Kulang na lang bumaba sila at magsaksakan. Si ate Ire naman na pinakanasaktan tawa pa din ng tawa. Potek kasi, pag kami-kami magkakasama para kaming di nauubusan ng tawa. Ayun nung malayo-layo na yung narating ng jeep tsaka lang nakaramdan ng pananakit katawan tong si Ate Ire, may galos sya sa leeg tas ang sakit daw ng braso nya. E naririnig kami ni Manong, parang kinabahan tuloy sya. Pero syempre, ineasyhan na lang namin kasi konting sakit lang naman daw yun tsaka kawawa naman si Manong kung ipapaospital pa hahaha OA kaya ayun, go lang ng go, tawa ulit tawa . Bumaba na kaming isetann tas naglakad pa Quiapo at sumakay ng pa taft, ayun, nung nakarating na ng NBI, what a convenience! 4:30 pm, pero nakakuha akong NBI, LOL. Feeling wagi ako, no hassle ang bilis lang wala pang 20 min. Inggit yung dalawa kasi dapat daw pala hapon na lang sila pumunta para di na sila pumila ng 3 hours nun. Haha. Yung Manong pa dun sa Biometrics ang bait sakin kasi parehas daw kaming taga San Mateo, kaya di daw pwedeng di nya ko pagbigyan. Haha. Ako din kasi yung pinaka last na applicant kasi nga mag 5 pm na. Saved the best for last ika nga :D So sa huli, ako ang nagwagi. De joke. Sa PUP wala akong napala na akala ko may mapapala ako , sa NBI na akala kong wala akong mapapala , may napala ako. Tuwang-tuwa lang ako. MORAL OF THE STORY: Pumunta sa NBI ng 4 pm at sa online na magfill-up ng form para sa step 3 ka na agad. HAHAHAHA. Isang walang kwentang kwento:)))) . tungunu lang :D
2 Practical Exams in a Day
(continued from:Â NEWS: this just came in)
As I was walking, I realized I was smiling all the way to the dorm. there are a few things that came to me. first, I've forgotten what happened to me, as in myself, today. All I remember is what happened to the three of them.
Trisha slept over so we woke up together and had breakfast. I prepared for the Chem 15.1 practical exam and she prepared for her Chem 17.1 practical exam too. she left earlier than me, though. I came to PhySci at around 10:30am and found my lab classmates huddled on the floor answering the problem set that Sir Remillion has given us. I sat with them, in front of James and Aaron and beside Jesmar, and waited for 11:30 am to come. Aaron, one of my lab mates, was singing Let it Go, a soundtrack for the animated movie Frozen (which, of course, everyone knows) so I asked why. they said that there's a bonus of 10 points in the practical if we can sing the song. I was a bit surprised but I found it amusing. within minutes, the others were already singing along. after about 30 minutes, Marc came. Marc Edelbert, the guy from our class who belongs to the students who always get the highest marks every Chem exam, lecture man o lab yan. SMART GUY IS SMART. he came, sat next to me, and asked what we were doing. I told him about the song and the problem set. he saw me browsing through my lab manual and told me, "Wag mo na pag-aralan yan, di naman kasama yan eh," but I pointed the piece of paper taped on the wall and answered, "Coverage." he looked at it and opened his manual too. I'm pretty sure I made the right decision of telling him. yeah. I guess I did.
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NEWS: this just came in.
(This post was made on 21 March 2014. late publish ^^)
I just got home from McDonald's after having a very fun and lively conversation with Trisha and Johanna.
This day is technically the best day so far for the two of them, and Toni's too. Toni had the BEST MOMENT with genus so far; he said hello to her and even helped her(well technically, them) in their Math homework. looks and brains: AWESOME GUY. Moving from stranger stage to the hello stage? not bad :D, Then Johanna, having the longest crush duration among the three (if I remember correctly, she had it since the start of the sem), moved from kulitan stage to the skinship stage! the guy stroked her forehead FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON. HA! Johanna said she was dying inside but outside, she put on a poker face and said, "Huy wag pawis ako."
*clap clap for her, everyone*
I think our(Trisha and I's) trainees (Toni and Johanna) are getting really good, but personally, I think he has an ulterior motive. you know, perhaps he wanted to see how she would react because yesterday Johanna's HS friend sent him a message asking him if he and Johanna are together. the next day, he (technically) told the whole class about it. and Toni and Johanna just wore their "Haha hindi, oo nga eh" looks XD.
I can say this is truly a good day for the three girls, but not to Patrick. he failed the third Bio exam and he's frustrated, he went home. I didn't see him the whole day till a while ago in McDo. he seems cheerful but when I asked him, "Kamusta?" he gave me a crispy "FU. hahaha."Â I was dumbfounded because he NEVER tells Trisha and I those words. To others, yes, but being considerate to us, no. And him telling me that made me think, dang he sure was depressed. I didn't realize I was frozen in place until Patrick called me a few more times and apologized(kinda). I told him it's fine and I don't hold it against him. he's been considerate to me and seeing that he laughed after saying those two words means he's just trying to forget the issue and lift the mood. NICE GUY PATRICK. so I changed the subject. they are going swimming tonight with his bloc mates plus a few more from Trisha's bloc who were with them for the whole sem. Johanna and I bid our good byes 'cause it was getting kinda late and we have a long way home.
(continuation at the next post)
Ang tawag sa matangos na ilong, POINTED NOSE. Pero pag pango, DISAPPOINTED NOSE!
- L.C
Ang lamig noh? Parang relasyon yo lang ng siyota mo. Hahaha