#kataramaryam

(I hope it’s ok that I add to this post) Ftm Eponine is so important to me like Eponine joining the battle bc it’s the perfect opportunity to explore his gender without anyone recognising him and asking questions. They’re in a revolution; they need all the help they can get (example: letting Javert be the spy I mean seriously) You can’t tell me the only reason Eponine went to the barricade was for Marius. It would have been so easy to give him the letter and get out of there without disguising himself.

YE S YES EVERYTHING IN THAT PARAGRAPH: PERFECTION

bless ur soul dude

feridot replied to your post: im down for ur trans eponine headcanons

yeeEES

i had this epiphany on the car ride home like 

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

most likely dave but sollux would probably cry too

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

SOLLUX!! definitely sollux i bet he'd be well into wearing shitty bee sweaters and weird santa hats

-who pays for the meals

they have a thumb war to decide this

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

sollux slams door, dave plays trombone

-who brings home stray animals

sometimes dave comes home and a flock of crows are following him

-who leaves the bathroom door open

sollux definitely

-who tells the 'dad jokes'

dave usually starts it but then they have dad joke wars and it is terrible

-who wants kids more

probably sollux i guess??

-who travels more

dave definitely

-who spends more cash

dave spends it on shitty expensive movie props "ironically" although sollux spends a lot on computer stuff he probably doesnt even need

-who buys the things in infomercials

dave, again "ironically"

-who draws in the dust on their cars

dave lmao

-who starts the snowball fights

sollux, he usually wins too bc he can throw snowballs with his psiionics

-who throws away the directions to things

definitely sollux, "no dave, liiterally anyone can buiild a cupboard no one need2 fuckiing iin2tructiion2" after about ten minutes they give up and use the wood to make a shitty fort

-who puts up holiday decor

they both do it together bc they're cuties

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

sollux, this goes without question

-who gets more obsessed about things

sollux probably

-who sings in the shower more often

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NEURODIVERGENT HOMESTUCK HEADCANONS (my skype isn’t working sorry D:)