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I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM FORCING MYSELF TO READ SOME OF THE POSTS ON HERE, IT'S MIND-NUMBING. THE HARROWING DETAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO GO INTO FOR THE SAKE OF SELF-INDULGENCE AND ATTENTION IS UNFATHOMABLE. SOMETIMES I REALLY BELIEVE I HOLD THE PULITZER PRIZE FOR BULGEREEK NOOKSTENCHING, AND YET HERE YOU ALL ARE BEFORE ME, POURING OUT DRIED SHITPEBBLES FROM YOUR BLOODPUSHERS.
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LISTENING TO NOAH KAHAN AT 2 AM IS MAKING ME REALIZE MAYBE THE ANTIDEPRESSANTS ARENT WORKING.
OR MAYBE ITS JUST AVERAGE KARKAT BEHAVIOR TO SULK AT 2 AM.
WHO KNOWS
ACTUALLY CONSIDERING CARVING OUT AN ONLINE PRESENCE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? BESIDES THE BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS, THAT IS.
I AM SICK TO MY FOOD PROCESSING UNIT READING SOME OF THE HOT GARBAGE PEOPLE MISGUIDEDLY CALL "CRITICAL MOVIE REVIEWS". I ALMOST WANT TO DECK THESE FUCKERS TO THE NINES, BUT I KNOW THEIR SKULLS ARE ALREADY IRREPERABLY MALFORMED, OR ELSE THEY WOULDN'T BE POSTING THIS KIND OF DRIVEL.
ALSO, PERSONAL TEXTWALLS. WHO GIVES A SHIT! SERIOUSLY, IF I WANTED TO KNOW THAT YOU SHAT A FLOATER THIS MORNING RESEMBLING ADAM SANDLER'S VISAGE, I'D TELL YOU. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM HERE ON, I WILL ONLY BE GIVING IMPORTANT UPDATES ON THE FILM SCENE AND MY STELLAR ROMCOM OPINIONS.
VANTAS OUT.
I had a teacher named Karakat at school. I just had him for one lesson but he was really nice (and really excited, that was adorable) and you always remind me of him-
DAMN THATS SICK DUDE
GUESS I’M KARKAT NOW
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN OTHER LIVING BEINGS?? NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
WHAT MAKES ME GENUINELY LAUGH IS SEEING JOHN GET OWNED BY TEREZI. THAT’S RIGHT JOHN I FOUND OUT AND I’M NEVER LETTING THAT GO. I MEAN IT’S HAPPEN COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE, BUT IT’S STILL HUMOROUS.
IF THEY EVER DID A HOMESTUCK MOVIE...
WHICH THEY TOTALLY FUCKING SHOULD. IT WOULD BE GREAT. BUT WHO WOULD PLAY ME? DANIEL RADCLIFFE? HE'S A BIT OLD NOW. HMMMM...I COULD ALWAYS PLAY ME?!?! I MEAN, WHO WOULD BE BETTER AT BEING ADORABLOODTHIRSTY THAN YOURS TRULY?
