You know what would be funny as hell? If Time Traveling Guard Mando Heart-throb Obi-Wan Kenobi, met, fell in love with, and presumably had some sort of explosion filled high octane adventure... with Kal.
And he just never fucking mentions it to Jaster.
Man be out here preaching the gospel of of Mind Your Fuckin Business. What're you a cop? He was busy. Now he's not busy. Has a few new scars.
Everyone is like ffs, Kal! It's like pulling teeth with you! We were starting to worried you were fuckin DEAD! Where were you?! (*long sip of his beer* getting married) WHAT!?!?
And like? It never fuckin comes up?? Until some Jedi in Armor? SLAM DUNKS Tor from the clear blue fucking sky to steal back Master Vizsla's kyber. (You want the saber? Fine. That has become a symbolic piece of Mandalorian succession. But the KYBER belongs to Master Vizsla. And THAT must be laid to rest, as he requested.)
And like? Kal. Kal why is that Jedi wearing your vambrance. ANSWER ME, KAL. I SWEAR TO THE KARA. KAL!!!
Obi-wan is six alcoholic beverages in ranting to Quinlan about the future he has both partially lived and seen through the force trying to use Vos as a drunk off his ass soundboard how to help clones that arent even a thing imaginable in the galaxy rn when it hits him.
Kal is at least 10 alcoholic beverages minimum in, fresh out of divorce and who knows what hes licked off the table after his head fell onto it. How was he suppose to fight off the advances of a desperate, had what else could desperate be if they broke apart a brawl happening and parting the fight like the purple sea, to get to kal, potentially (hard to say he was very out of it) pretty red head who, let the record show, CAME ONTO HIM! claiming Kal HAD to marry him for the sake of future children? low moment he wont admit.
And NO Kal wouldn't be admitting every time he's "coincidentally" because "the force wills it" is stupid, ended up in a situation where nobody can reach him this (he begrudgingly admits to himself and never to him) pretty red head appears from who knows to whisk Kal one way or the other and have his way with him.
But when Jaster starts talking about how the temple Guard has a thick wrist under his high gloves, like theres a brace or something under it Kal is not going to put two and two together.
He will however put something together when later, when Kal has adopted the vows and he wont admit he's in over his head with a whole facility filled with clones. Who should appear but that very red head, with his vambrace, claiming that through his marriage with Kal, and Kal's adoption of the clones that means the clones are sentients and thus can not be conscripted to war as unpaid no right having soldiers of the Republic. STOP LOOKING AT HIM HE DIDNT KNOW JEDI WENT TO DIRT ASS BARS TO GET SHOTGUN MARRIED?!?
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Kal was no stranger to shit jobs. As far as he was concerned this had turned into the one of the worst imaginable. Three corridors down were the affectionately termed āMandolings.ā He still hadnāt pried it out of the Jedi who had labeled those three troublemakers. Last contact was with Henley just minutes ago. Pinned down on two sides by trigger happy pirates.Ā
A heavy gun punched divots into the durasteel where Kal and the Jedi took refuge. āNow would be a great time for that blaster blocking!ā Kal snarled. He crouched across from the Jedi kitted out in mercenary armor the Mandolings had picked up to allow the Jedi to sneak into the pirate ship with them. It was far too showy with minimal protection. They all got onto the pirate ship. The problem was getting off.Ā
āMy lightsaber is useless. They have a material that shorts it out. Thatās not including the shot that damaged the circuitry.ā
āAnd you donāt have another weapon.ā Kal grumbled curses better left unsaid. āWho goes into battle with only one weapon?ā The Jedi simply tilted his head. Of course, Kal knew the answer. āNot exactly seeing you stop the blasters with the Force.ā
āThen get me a distraction so I can rip the blasters from their hands.āĀ
āBad plan.ā Kal risked a quick glance around the barricade. A blaster bolt glanced off his helmet as he ducked back. āIām not going to be able to give you cover fire for that. They only reason they havenāt rushed our positions is because donāt want us to destroy their loot.ā Kal was going to regret this decisions, but he didnāt see much of a choice. If the Mandolings could not reach them, then Kal and the Jedi needed to reach them. That required a new strategy.
He grabbed the Jediās left arm and undid the bracer. It was useless anyway. Just some minimal protection and sensors. āHey!ā
āHold still.ā Kal growled. With one hand he unclipped his left vambrace and snapped it over the Jediās forearm. āThree missiles. Electrostatic whip. A projectile stun netting. And five micro thermals. That should keep you alive long enough for you to do your thing.ā
āKalā¦ā The quietly stunned response annoyed Kal more than it should.Ā
āDonāt get used to it, Jedi.ā He ejected his three sided knife from its sheath and slapped into the Jediās right hand. āSince you arenāt trained in any of those, here. We still have to get out of here. Iāll cover your attack.ā Kal drew a second blaster.Ā
The Jedi nodded firmly. Watching the man sway through a barrage of cannon fire still terrified Kal. With the pirates focused on the apparently unarmed Jedi, they leaned out of their cover just enough for Kal to take good shots. Three went down by the time the Jedi was close enough to get a good shot with a missile on the group bearing down on the Mandolings. The explosion had to be from a micro thermal detonator. How the Jedi got it secured to a missile was not Kalās business.Ā
Kal emerged from the barricade, rapid firing while the Jedi darted through the pirates, slashing through skin and scales. It all made for easy targeting on Kalās end.Ā
Henley called out. āWe got what we came for. And got an exit.ā
āTime to go, Jedi!ā Kal shouted. The mad dash for the exit began. They watched each otherās backs as they retreated. Kal didnāt think too hard about trusting the Jedi. Not when they had the same goal.Ā
Getting to the escape ship was hard going. There were too many pirates to take them all out. The Jedi surprised Kal with expert use of the whip. Some strange sense of pride welled up within him at seeing his knife in capable hands.Ā
Then it was gone.Ā
A shattering and familiar pain ripped through his leg. Kal collapsed mid run. How did pirates get a hold of a Verpine shatter gun? Yobrovoo yanked him up, heedless of the agonizing pain rippling through his leg as bone shredded muscle. Kal wouldnāt blame the boy. Exiting the battle took priority.Ā
Kal just didnāt remember anything until he woke up on his own ship. His leg mending. The battle was a dream, quickly fading the harder he tried to grasp the details. He had been injured, but clearly healing. His armor sat in a neat pile only another Mandalorian would arrange. Kal struggled to stand and identify each piece.Ā
His left vambrace was missing.
As was his three sided knife.Ā
Kal would find a way to wring the Jediās neck next time he saw the man.Ā
****
Months later, Kal broke down and got a new vambrace that met his specifications. Finding top grade beskar and an armorer had been the hardest part. While there were some jobs he could complete without a complete set of armor, Kal would not return to the Mandāalorās Supercommandos without it.Ā
Even with the new vambrace the same sand-gold as the rest of his armor, it was noticed. By Jaster. āWhat happened?ā
Kal shrugged and continued cleaning his blaster. āGot destroyed and needed another.ā
āReally. Beskar got destroyed?ā
āAre you going into a sarlacc pit for a vambrace?ā Kal snapped back.
āOnly after I kill the sarlacc.ā
āThe job didnāt exactly allow for a leisurely stroll through an acidic stomach and razor teeth.ā
Jaster did leave it alone. Eventually. When other Commandos asked about it, Kal wondered why he even returned. Doing odd bounties and dirty jobs would be enough to keep him going. More than keep up his kit and ship while still providing for his kids. Corellia could be a nice place. Kal wasnāt going to let them slip into the slums.Ā
Kal could forget the vambrace. But the months without his knife kept him on edge. It had to be with the Jedi. Because if it had been lost on a pirate ship in a future, Kal would murder that Jedi. He was seriously considering it when the Jedi showed up again. Pristine Temple Guard uniform and all. Not a single sign of the difficult battle.Ā
But that was how the Jedi showed up. Every time.Ā
He didnāt need to watch Jaster intercept the Jedi for endless questioning. It was a wonder the Jedi cooperated. Kal simply walked away and filled a mug with whatever alcohol the Commandos had found in the last raid. Two more cities and the Askllos would be chased back to their swamps, allowing the good people of Askitsa to return to their homes.Ā
The mug disappeared form his hand before Kal could even take a sip. A familiar Jedi leather bracer crossed his vision. A solid thump hit his right vambrace. Kal felt the hilt of his fatherās three sided knife before he completed the blind handoff better than the Jedi had started. āYouāre late.ā Kal wrenched the empty mug out of the Jediās hand to refill it.Ā
āHad to find you without it.ā
āI should just stab you with it.ā
āAt one point, I think you tried.ā The Jedi sighed. āCan we notā¦. Not tonightā¦ā The Jedi sounded exhausted.Ā
Kal decided he didnāt want to know. āThe southern ridge has a better view of the moons and rings.ā Kal grabbed a second mug and filled it. This was too habitual. Still better than being greeted with a right hook to the face. He couldnāt remember much about the battle or why he gave the Jedi his vambrace, but it was too late to demand it back.Ā
Only Jasterās sharp eyes from across the fire pit told Kal that the Mandāalor would be demanding answers later. There was enough night left that Kal could get some sleep. Perhaps even the Jedi would sleep.Ā
Master Post
@worm-strung-string here's the bit that finally came together. not well described is the cunty armor that the Mandolings stole for Obi-Wan. Non-linear story creation at its finest.
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Everytime I draw a mando next to obi-wan I remember this one post about being annoyed at obi-wan being up in mando business and hate myself but then I think itās objectively amusing and draw him next to mandoās again
This is based on a comment I made with @ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing