#kallvis

And realized the Kallvis tag has been dead for 5 years.

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painful spoiler-y lore under the cut if you want that

Kallvis

Who hogs the duvet: Alvis because I will never let go of my temperature sensitive Alvis headcanon.Who texts/rings to check how their day is going: PHONES DON’T EXIST ON BIONIS. But I think Alvis would be more likely to check up on Kallian. It’s not that Kallian doesn’t want to, but he’s literally not allowed to leave a lot of the time. Ah, the problems with being royalty..Who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Mmm, I’m going to say Kallian. Alvis is pretty good too, but Kallian finds things that are practical and sentimental and Alvis loves that.Who gets up first in the morning: Kallian. He’s got to get working very early and it takes him a while to get ready. Alvis follows soon after though. Who suggests new things in bed: I feel like they’re equally adventurous in bed, but still probably Alvis. Who cries at movies: Are movies a thing on Bionis?? If they are, it’s Kallian who cries.Who gives unprompted massages: Alvis. Kallian is so tense. I mean, he wears heavy metal armor and either stands or does desk work all day, so his shoulders have got to be sore af by the end of the day. Alvis knows that and tries to help however he can.Who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Kallian is the fussiest boyfriend.Who gets jealous easiest: I don’t think either of them are the jealous types, but then again Alvis accidentally kinda smooth talks everyone, so maybe Kallian gets a little jealous sometimes when it seems like someone’s coming on to Alvis.Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Alvis has a thing for folk songs.Who collects something unusual: Alvis probably. He gets out of Alcamoth more often and can actually collect little things he finds along the way.Who takes the longest to get ready: Going back to an earlier question, it’s definitely Kallian. Putting on that armor takes time. And he’s got to smooth out his headwings too.Who is the most tidy and organized: Kallian. If I’m honest, I’ve always headcanoned Alvis as kind of messy. (I think we talked about that once many years ago???)Who gets most excited about the holidays: Alvis. He doesn’t get super excited or anything, but he just finds them neat! Especially Nopon holidays because they’re all so strange.Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Kallian is the big spoon, Alvis is the little.Who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: Kallian is secretly competitive, fight meWho starts the most arguments: They are a healthy couple who have more calm debates than arguments. I can’t actually see either of them starting arguments? If an argument happens, it’s probably because of some outside factor and neither meant to start it.Who suggests that they buy a pet: Alvis brought home a Ferris and Kallian had to deal with it.What couple traditions they have: Sneaking out into Eryth Sea at night and going for walks together!What tv shows they watch together: Tv doesn’t exist on Bionis aaah.What other couple they hang out with: If Melia and Fiora ever got together, they’d probably hang out with them a lot. Otherwise maybe Shulk and Reyn, but that’s debatable because both Kallian and Alvis would have a hard time dealing with Reyn for an extended amount of time and Shulk would be really embarrassed. How they spend time together as a couple: Talking, walking, and sleeping. Unfortunately they can’t spend nearly as much time with each other as they want to because of duties and also trying to keep their relationship a secret. They sneak moments a lot. Who made the first move: Alvis. Listen, he accidentally smooth talks everyone, and Kallian fell fast. And once Alvis picked up on that he just kinda went “we should be together” and it all worked out. Who brings flowers home: Alvis because he gets to places where you can actually pick flowers far more than Kallian does.Who is the best cook: Alvis, but not by much. Kallian has no clue how to cook because royalty doesn’t do that, but Alvis is pretty bad at matching flavors. That’s why they just have the castle staff cook for them.

Keidori (Echo I’m really sorry if I’m off on so many of these things. I don’t really know Kei or Kandori’s personalities well enough to do this perfectly! ALSO KEI ISN’T OLD ENOUGH AAAA don’t make me do this to the aroace child)