#kalanithings

but because it sounds so terrible we actually just call it ‘the pill’ (Die Pille)

Devin likes to spam me from time to time.

I’ll never forget that one time I convinced this one dude on Kik that Devin was a girl named “Devina” and that “foot cheese” was slang for feta cheese.

It actually is much longer then that, but thanks for the reminder, Facebook.

When you try to say “Hi” on Whisper and it turns you into a Hispanic man with a fantastic mustache.

Stuff I’ve drawn on Splatoon.

My (ex) Bae.

I like to draw on Myah and her (ex) Bae Cory.