#kakabeji

Vegebul: You’re a fan of the BratxBrat tamer dynamic (alternatively: you recognize these two as the OGs of the girlboss-malewife duo)

Kakavege: Rivals to lovers is what you live for… Constructing intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men but the touch is violent and the result is just as punch-drunk a thrill as it would be had you kissed him, this shit right here is what fulfills your trope needs.

Tiencha: This is the same thing as Kakavege, but up the hilarity because these are two hopeless grown men who SUCK at romance and have yet to gravitate toward the one who’s been there all along (*strums accoustic*)

BulChi: You have realized that Bulma fits all the qualifications that Chi-Chi looks for in a romantic partner. More to the point, you’ve remembered that it goes both ways because Chi-Chi is /also/ a haughty royal who can and will beat your ass.

K18(Krillin/Android 18): You hated Maron (Very wise, she was rude as fuck for no reason) and you too would count yourself lucky to be married to a a well-meaning former monk who is guaranteed to make you laugh on your worst day... Or it’s quite possible that scary beautiful lady who takes no prisoners is your ideal woman. Good taste all around.

Truten: You need a Childhood friends to lovers 10k slow burn fic, stat!

Godel (Gohan/Videl): Bad girl x Good boy and the unique sweetness that results from it drives you WILD.

Two Tsuns One Bed (Piccolo/Vegeta): This is the same joke as Vegebul except applied to two people who can and will beat the fuck out of each other, and whose relationship is fundamentally honest because of their strange common threads. Two princes who were once Goku’s rival finding a strange kinship. You hoard that shit like gold.

Brolai: Youre not about any of that “I can fix him” nonsense… but you really did enjoy seeing someone show Broly kindness without any kind of transaction, and man oh man do you love Cheelai’s spunky temperament!

GoChi: You find Goku’s willingness to honor his promise to Chi-Chi very sweet and sincere, not to mention you’re a sucker for every single reunion scene of theirs. Promises, promises, you live for the romance of it!

Birushin(Beerus/Supreme Kai): You hear the words ‘I would die for you’ and think ‘No, I would die WITH you’. The ultimate yin-yang dichotomy.

Beerus/Whis: Your ideal dynamic is ‘old married couple’ meets ‘a duo of epicureans where one blows up the place after and the other asks you for a doggie bag before he does it’

Piccolo/Goku: You heard Piccolo’s 5 minute monologue in the Frieza saga waxing poetic about Goku, and for you a confirmation of the theory that ‘everybody is a little in love with Goku’ rang true.

Caulifla/Kale: For you, the ultimate culmination of love is to become one being and fight with the strength of your union for everything that made you.

Launch/Tien: When strong and silent meets loud and fiery, you love what results. Also, you just want good things for Launch, and really, who wouldn’t? You find yourself wishing often that she didn’t disappear after the Frieza saga, she had so much potential…

Bardine (Bardock/Gine): you look at the dynamic ‘Soft girl meets Hardened badass and inspires him to discover kindness as praxis’ and know immediately know what you’re going to be writing well into the late hours.

Piccolo/Chi-Chi: I’ll be honest. I’m only including this one so I can say the words “he’s my kid, I stole him fair and square.", also, you probably are of the camp that says Piccolo parented Gohan better than his own father.

Goku and Vegeta have been living together for some time and in every couple there are rules to be respected. Vegeta has established the rule of 8 hours of training a day but Goku lately is starting to avoid them.

Then one morning ...

V: "Wake up. We have to go and train. You especially. You're back."

G: "Come on Vegeta stay here with me. In the heat. Under the covers.

V: "Don't try it. Move your ass."

Goku takes his hand and pushes him into bed with him.

V: "What are you doing?"

G: "I want to stay in bed with you."

He begins to kiss him intensely, wrapping his arms completely against his chest.

V: "Aren't you going to get up then?"

G: "No."

V: "We don't want to go to train for even a little bit."

G: "Mmmh no."

V: "Okay, so what do you want to do today?"

G: "You would like to spend a whole day with me at the sign of the total idleness."

V: "All right. Listen, let's do something else. Since you're a lazy man, I'll give you one day of action together once a month."

G: "You are my boyfriend. But now let's cuddle."

For @kakavegeweek Day 7

Prompt: Shut up! だまね

Who would win?: The prince of a warrior race vs One Compliment

Heres the official KakaVege Week July 2018 pre-announcement post! Just as a heads up, the prompts are going to be put up later on today so the event can officially get rolling.