#kaisooanalysis

well its not that delulu, what are kaisoo or any normal couple supposed to do after dating for so long, of course marriage.

However, I do think that since kaisoo are sensible people, they know the pressure and risks they are facing as idols... they most probably wouldn't have gotten married just yet. Marriage to them (and to many) is just a legal certificate... it shouldn't be a desperation / emergency for kaisoo to obtain that

so no I'd rule marriage out... as for why now... im not sure too, we might know as things play out further. It could be kaisoo is under media pressure again, but one thing for sure, sm is in desperation. Look at superm... their desperate attitude is insane, naming a group after marvel bc its famous? oh please.

the desperation is self explanatory, china basically boycott korean idols (we don't see anyone going there for concerts anymore, saved chinese members), nct is a flop (well its not as successful as the HUGE amounts of money they invested, not the boys fault of course), redvel failed to monopolize girl groups world (unlike bp or twice etc), exo is old and enlisting (and the natural process that elder groups popularity will drop... oh well sm wants exo fame to die anyways) so how would there be anymore investor confidence? I heard they had to put doen coex too bc of some tax issue?

This is important bc desperation means the company is facing crisis, hence they may recieve more threats / attacks from people who wants to bring them down, or sm would try to save the company by reforms - clear idol image, new groups, get rid of possible threat e.g rumours etc

her trainee? i dont think she was a trainee

ks 'had a gf' but then cckaisoo has spotted alot of inconsistency from ks himself when his 'gf' was ever mentioned - post which implies hes just making up stories as he couldnt exactly remember his own 'first love' experience. he accidentally gives a diff versions everytime.

hi can do a very short analysis for my favourite (i am gonna analysis ji as well because he is too funny)

Context: i love you i hate you game. First member (here is ks) is supposed to confess and say ‘I love you’ to second player (ji), and ji can say ily back or say I hate you, the point is to make the other laugh. 

I was watching it and thought, okay everyone did the same thing nothing fishy BUT

so when ks said hate you instead of ily to ji, ji’s face was offended as fuck 

his whole body leaned back a bit in a defensive position (offended af) and he pouted and wow look at this perfectly captured expression below

and when ji said ‘i.. i hate you too!!’ ji’s chin tilted upwards to speak

the jutting chin, and ofc, the ‘na, na do’ stutter shows  ji’s act of defiance as if he is offended as fuck and is challenging ks (pay back time by saying i hate you back - so petty)

just look at him

why is he scandalized as fk its a game chill but he was so hurt. ok sorry, the real analysis starts here

ks feels bad as he notices how offended ji is, and how he is actually hurt so he puts his hand on his arm as if to soothe him to comfort him.

and HERE at 0:20 second of the video, ks actually mouthed saranghae to ji which is shown by the movement of his lip and how he blinked and nodded  as an affirmation of what he said. 

To be honest, i think ks is genuinely concerned that he really might have hurt ji’s feelings. Actually LOL tho bc its just a game so theres no need to reassure ji by mouthing saranghae, infact during other members’ turn they were really snickeringly happy to hurt one another by saying ‘i hate you’ back. he couldn’ve gotten on with the game by saying saranghae out loud but he mouthed it just for ji as reassurance 

(its not subbed proves he didnt say it outloud). 

ji heard him but he looked away and still whined like a child (lmao). 

After ks finally said saranghae out loud into the microphone,

then ji’s expression changed 360 degrees in 1 second, small smiles gentle gaze all that jazz after he said saranghae back (so extra)

after ji confessed back, there was a pregnant pause. *dramatic music* with ks’ hand STILL on ji’s arm, the never breaking gaze, and smile on both their faces. How smitten can they get

Ks’ emotions suddenly burst and he got super flustered and broke eye contact quickly. he became this cute embarrassed cringed little bean

real ks stans know his scrunchy smile happens when hes shy or embarrassed. 

Before ks walked away he did the ‘huh huh huh’ laugh (the embarrassed laugh)  

in fact ks got SO embarrassed and shy his ears got red. look at the before after. 

He walked away with his shoulders hunched, probably thinking this is cringey but sweet 

(and wow doesn’t that look familiar)

during festa the same thing happened when ji winked at ks. 

his ears don’t betray just look at that contrast pic 

his shoulders hunched back too. only ji has this kind of effect on him. just by some winks and one ‘saranghae’ 

and happy ks dived in for a hug 

how is kaisoo so real 

Watch the video here. when chxnkai happened, ji acted sexy(?) dom(?) to complete this task, he looked seriously acting

but with the kaisoo, if you watch 0:27 seconds, ji genuinely scrunched face, high pitch laughed EVERYTIME ks hunched his shoulder due to embarrassment. (repeated it twice) (probably think ks is so cute embarrassed) 

sidenote: in the nrepublic moment, ji stayed put and was seemingly proud after he said saranghae… he said it with confidence while ks got super embarrassed. During festa, ji laughed happily instead of shyly when ks was embarrassed, ji probs thought ks was super cute. mhm now we know who might be more expressive and attitudely dom in the relationship…. smirk

you are something else to intrude my ask. i will not argue with you, because this time you are facing kd themselves.

the best moments to confirm whether kd is only, 100% fanservice is by their interactions back stage and behind the scene. If they hate each other, theres no need and is meaningless to interact off stage. so why do they still act like the following if there arent supposed to be fans around / they are not in showy situations / they weren't aware of cameras being around?

jagi moment

ji covered his mouth when he called ks 'jagi.' a smarter ji would have said it outloud into the mic if he wants fanservice. ps sxho looked pissed at ji being reckless, calling ks by a lover pronoun on stage.

ji rubbing ks ear, one of the most sensitive and private part of the body. Baek walking around proves the camera was not photographing them at that moment. Fans werent supposed to crowd around this photoshoot place so why was interacting necessary. none the other members were fanservicing.

they actually immediately changed position when they realized they are being filmed. if its fan service ji shouldve went allthe way and kissed his cheek imo

a cut frame from a vid that doesnt fous on them. They were backstage, no flashing cameras or fans around.

obviously at the side stage / far back stage, confirmed by the backstage staff right adjacent them. They were smiling sweetly and making jokes like close friends. come again? they hate each other? ps soo initiated this

camera was focused on other mombers rolling chair. and soo initiated this.

thats during a rehearsal, only very few fans were around. wouldnt hurt to stop fanservice for just a short while right? wrong. they hate each other so much they have to continuously act like they are in love?? ok

ok but where is ji touching. why didnt he do that on stage?? fanservice op!

always sweet. baek(?) was unfazed. suggesting they do a lot of face touching at home? again him sitting and staring around confirms that they are not in spotlight and no need for fanservice

but they still do it,why?? because they are in a real relationship, its never just a fanservice ship.

yeah ji is def jealous af towards othersxsoo

like

cr: owner

literally follow glare at sxho

literally stepped back from offending object and 'wow really bitches' expression

literally wasnt even looking at first but detected gaydar then glared

literally everyones making fun teasing ks but hes glaring not fucking amused like insungiewhothe fuck???

literally offended

what the fuck

sounds fake but ok

proof:

kaisoo wore same bear sweater

ks mom dreamed about a bear (it couldve been ANY ANIMALS)

ks draw bears

like

ks loves bears as much as ji

and ofc all the kaisoo artists chibis that draws ji as a bear and ks as a peguine

My gamble is, the more things are put openly out onto the table. the safer it gets. this post will not be disproving any relationships (because at least 95% of population won’t believe in ‘conspiracies’ anyways) but about ‘so called coincidences’ and media play. 

No one would disagree that the media is a powerful tool for manipulating minds, a mean for surveying people’s unconscious reaction regarding topics being mentioned in media, and of course, the marketing and promotion of certain people and topics. (dw media won’t ever care about this post because they are being ‘exposed’ here, (don’t worry) this should be safe) 

Media can lie, and can work with bigger companies (obviously, or else why would we see ANY advertisement and exclusives at all for any brands e.g gucci, celebrities news etc)

first, 

Back in 2012 there was an insider post, and it said 

‘ji will possibility be paired with krys, they also discussed ji and yooxna. but this is unknown, this ji person’t doesnt like to do ship, boyx boy, girl x girl’

2012 insider post was one of the biggest evidence that kxk was planned. so if there is a first time, there will be a second (jxk).

but before kxk, two things happened 

1. infamous tae x ji x krys photoshoot WKxrea magazine photoshoot.

The magazine is released in July of 2015. The timeline makes sense as it is about a year before kxk. A good timing for sm to have just started planning kxk seriously. 

It is possible that sm used this opportunity to get feedback from the gp and fans about how people view these three together, and to promote kxk. Evidently, they saw the good reactions and made that the kxk ship sailed even before the scandal was released. 

In a general sense, this should just ‘an aesthetic photoshoot sm set up for promoting the three groups’ and no one would have suspected they were planning a scandal, but it is this benefit of doubt that makes it the bet way to get the most honest opinion about kxk from fans. 

This is therefore also the best way to make sure kxk will be ‘accepted’ and that people think they are ‘compatible’ image wise.

2.ji and yooxna’s elle magazine photoshoot

This seems to be the feb issue for elle magazine in 2016, two months before kxk

This time it is less direct because its elle magazine, and its already this close to 2016 april, hence I believe this is not to survey people’s reaction on yooxna and ji. but a promotion of ji’s ‘straigt image.’ 

of course this elle iss ue may not be a huge conspiracy this time, but simply a prep work to promote ji’s straight image. but isn’t it a coincidence that the same two pairings mentioned on the insider post both had a photoshoot for magazines? why yoonax? well because both are very aesthetic and popular idols and sm has deemed them compatible ever since 2012.

3. WKxrea and exoclusivesx release in june 2016 after kxk. 

why is it important to mention this? as we know there were different covers of all of ekso memebrs. this is a huge project that will cost WKxorea a huge sum of money (although they ofc will earn that back).

why is it significant? it is extremely rare for magazines to tie hand with idols, esp expensive groups like ekso and even have individual covers for each member. I have every reason to believe that after having a tae jij krys photoshoot in 2015 and ekso promotion in 2016. WKxrea and sm have a good relationship, and are somewhat partners. 

2018 WKxrea November issue, this happened

The two were put into the same magazine, and this is done by WKxrea again. Who I greatly believe have a good relationship with sm. (so sm can have influence) 

randomonline stores selling the issues named it:

so obviously, even selling websites recognize that those two are put together, fans would notice too. this is repeating kxk. jxk is being sailed and planted into our heads. 

and this also happened

Those two were put together back to back. 

Now this issue is released novemeber 2018, 2 months before the jan reveal. ‘Coincidently’, jixyoona was also released 2 months before the april reveal of kxk. You might ask then why not make them have a photoshoot instead, putting them together directly? But that won’t work and is not necessary because:

- it will be too obvious, yg and sm wont just suddenly join hands, all the stuff we see about taekxk and jixyoona are all artists from sm, that is much less supicious/ 

-  people did notice, and the ship sailed. 

- media manipulate our mind in the most subtle way. they dont need a photoshoot in our face to plant jxk into our heads. as long as people who buys this magazine sees ‘omg its jni! oh ji is in here as well!’ that idea seed is already planted. 

update, interestingly, elle magazine also mentioned jxk on an online article  in 2018 oct. As this reinforce my point above, they were indeed planting jxk into our heads.

what is the conclusion?

what are the chances that ALL of the pairings sm planned to put ji with were published on magazines and made big titles on allkpoop / sucksoompi etc? from kxk to jixyoona to jnixji on the same issue back to back, I don’t believe in coincidences anymore. 

What are the chances of jxk on WKxrea when it is proven that sm def have good connection with WKxrea suggested by taekxk and exoclusivesx AND THEN this jxk thing published by WKxrea as well?

so what are the ‘coincidental’ chances that it is proven sm likes using magazine esp WKxrea as one of the mean of media play and promotion of their pairing (taekxk reactions, ji’s straight agenda for yoonaxji before dropping kxk)? and that jxn has been published together in the same WKxrea magazine that is shady with sm? And that all these issues are published in THE PERFECT TIMELINE that COMPLETELY fits all scandals that has been planned?

CLOSE TO 0. too many alignments, can’t be coincidental, has to be planned.

now will there be more of jxk photoshoots? this time it is UNSURE. (but chances are very low) jxk is smxyg. meaning sm doesn’t have complete control over everything. and since jxk is fake, I will assume that they actually never went on dates, and it is hard for yg or sm to have set up dates before hand due to their busy schedules and from two different companies. so, maybe there would be no evidence of past dates anymore. 

what i would not rule out though, is that they might use some sort of display (update not like a public photoshoot, maybe some more fake news) to promote the couple instead. 

there are two ways of doing things, ‘reveal past dates to make a couple legit’ or actually pr and promoting the couple. 

it happened 170512

the exact date is unknown(?) but no matter what the timeline is: