#kaihiro

Hiro : “But we’re both guys.”

Kai : “I’m gay.”

Hiro : “Ah ok then…”

Kai : *drinks beer*

it is!! the worldwide kodzuken's birthday!! which means!! nekoma hcs let's go!!

kuroo keeps track of how many people yaku's threatened to fight and makes note of his favorite ones. so far the number is 78 and kuroo's personal fave was when this guy got pushy with lev bc he was "blocking the way" and yaku shoved him back and told him he'd punt his ass off the second floor of the mall if he didn't back off

lev's got the reputation in his year for being the local airhead

kuroo, texting kenma: hey you've got that doctor's appointment on saturday don't forget kenma: read 2:43 p.m. ✔ kuroo: YOU CAN'T JUST TYPE 'READ' TO GET OUT OF THIS KENMA

lev's got a lot of miscellaneous injuries from taking stupid bets and inuoka has a lot of miscellaneous injuries from trying to help him get out of the consequences of said stupid bets

some asshole: haha yeah those first years on the vbc are so helpless and dumb, they don't do anything and they're total idiots - teshiro, rolling up his sleeves: hold my water bottle

teshiro is always in the background. watching. waiting. hiding in the shadows. he knows everything about every other student at school and will not hesitate to use it to fight

whenever someone's birthday rolls aorund, fukunaga bakes a cupcake in their favorite flavor for them

they all go on pokemon go raids together, for "team bonding"

in reality kenma just needs the help bc there's only so much damage he can do to a 48000+ CP legendary by himself

(kenma is a proud member of team mystic)

BY THE WAY

kai becomes friends with hiroo kouji of nohebi bc they ran into each other playing pokemon go in their free time

playing together turns into texting, texting turns into video calls, video calls turn into secretly meeting up on the other side of the city so there's a .000009% chance they'll be caught together -

it happens anyways because tora had been out with akane and he can't keep his mouth shut for shit

kuroo and daishou agree that as captains, they're the ones who have to give the Talk if kai and hiroo are going to, ugh, date

"wait, who said anything about dating?" "do you - are you NOT dating? kai you literally look like the sun revolves around him in every single picture you've shown us - "

meanwhile daishou is lecturing hiroo about forbidden romances and about romeo and juliet and that if kai ended up stabbing sakishima or something daishou was definitely calling the cops on him