what would you think Kafka, TB and Firefly would be like as parents? I really like a lot of the dynamics you have for them and I'm curious about your take on that
im going ahead with this being Kafblazerfly, because that is what im assuming is meant� I lowk have a headache, so my minds a bit of a mess rn sorry lol. But can be read as the three of them alone too i think?
first of all, regardless of it being caelus or stelle, kafka is calling them âdaddyâ to mess with them, and you cannot change my mind. firefly would lowk end up doing it as well.
okay so like, Kafblazer as parents? yeah theyâre a different font of Gomez & Morticia Addams. Tell me im wrong. You cannot. Im right. They would be.
anyways. kafka absolutely gives off âgirl momâ vibes. She would absolutely adore her daughter, and that girl would get away with literally everything. No, I dont think Kafka would be controlling in the slightest. Sheâd want her child to be raised with freedom, and comfort she and her partners never got. That girl will grow up adored and spoiled to high hell. It is literally just the other two keeping her from being entirely a spoilt brat, because Kafka in fact would just. roll with everything.
give that woman a little boy, and its not much different- but Kafka would raise that boy right. Somehow the most spoilt, respectful guy. Heâd be a paradox and Kafka would be proud.
Firefly would be almost just as weak-willed. She gives hella boy-mom type vibes, idk why, but she does to me. However, she literally would never care as long as her kid is healthy. She would actually be ecstatic to go clothes shopping, regardless of the gender. Sheâd be the kinda mom who has WAYYY too many baby clothes. Firefly would try to be stricter about rules, but one puppy-dog stare.. and she breakd. Especially when you consider the fact that that puppy-dog stare would be learnt from Kafka or TB. Sheâd break.
âWe have treats at home!â âMamaaaa đ„ș pleaseeeee?â Cue them getting that ice cream at home. Sheâs trying her best but unfortunately she had the willpower of s wet paper bag here.
Trailblazer is, ironically, the person who actually keeps everyone on track. Trailblazer imo, would be actually a great parent. Look at them in game! Theyâre great with kids! Like genuinely, theyâre amazing with them. Trailblazer is what keeps the kids from getting to be spoiled. Yeah those puppy dog eyes are cute, but they arent gonna break. No ice cream on the way home.
Ngl, Trailblazer seems like theyâd be one hell of a stay at home parent. (All things considered im like 98% sure that before Blade, TB was the Stellaron Hunterâs homemaker lmao. âBlade sit down, i gotta teach you to file our taxes.â ââŠwhy me?â âIm sorry, you want the other three to do it?â â⊠fair enough.â) But yeah. TB being a stay at home parent for at least the kids younger sounds absolutely adorable, and yes, it is imo, in character.
Theyâd be on top of all the schedules- doctors appointments, extracurriculars, big tests, recitals, etc. Regardless of how many there are to keep track of, or how many kids. TB knows. Probably once a day, theyâre reminding the other two about something for the kids. (Yeah, plural. Look me in the eyes and tell me these guys would not have at least 3.) Its not that the other two forget- theyâre just used to being in-line with the scripts. Also TB is going to remember the exact location and time. They only really need to mention it once ofc. Theyâll just remind once every so often leading up to it just in case.
Oh, Firefly also seems like a sports-mom and idk why. Like I can totally see her as one of those moms that will cheer on her kid at every game and come to every practice. And other kids. Its somehow not really gonna be stressful for the kid though, i mean its Firefly. But yeah. Sheâs also totally the mom with the best snacks. Which are probably moreso TB & Bladeâs handiwork lol. Oh and she would totally fist fight a coach or ref. Not even just for her kid. But an unfair call made? Ohhhh, good luck buddy.
Kafka would totally sign her kids up for performing arts stuff. Dance, theatre, instruments.. she wouldnât force them to do it if they dislike it. But come on. Its Kafkaâs kid. At least one of them is gonna be artsy as hell. Kafka isnt a patient woman⊠but sheâs as patient with her kid as she is with TB.
I do see her judging though, at recitals and/or performances. Not the kids, to be clear. But their parents. Especially when she can tell that some of those other kids want to be anywhere but up on that stage. And since its Kafka⊠yeah she wouldnt bother hiding her judgement. It would mortify Firefly (sheâs too much of a sweetheart bro) and TB would just be hella amused.
âThat girl is never going to speak to her parents again when sheâs an adult. Look at her. Sheâs miserable. Her parents have entirely failed her, she should be having fun.â âKafka! Theyâre right there!â âPff.. i mean⊠is she wrong..?â â..no.. but still! be nice!â
These kids lucked the fuck out in like every way ngl. Set up for success in every way.. anyone who bullies them is jealous, and boy do they know it.
actually ngl, the most bullying theyâll experience is probably gonna be the torment of having hot parents. (a pain i know all too wellâŠ)
But yeah. Beyond their own immediate family being stacked⊠dude theyâd be The Nepo Babies of the universe omfg.
The one to be the most anxious about having a baby would be Firefly. Kafka, regardless of feeling fear by then or no, has so much faith in the other two. And TB has faced worse than a baby. They all have. Theyâve got thissss, its fine!
Anyways, Kafka and Firefly 100% both never thought theyâd have kids.
Firefly, because of what she is. The fact she was destined to burn out. She was a soldier. She was never meant to have kids.
But if sheâs just a normal girl.. well, isnt it normal to have a kid with her partner?
We dont need to worry about her actual physical capacity to have kids. That can be ignored.
As for Kafka? Look at her past. Look at her now. Thats not a person who thinks kids are in the cards for her.
Is that to say she, or Firefly, havent wanted them? No. Ofc not. Ofc they have, at some point in their lives. Probably when they were young, or interacting with children and having the thought of âwhat if it was me?â
But wanting, and thinking youâll have the chance to have them⊠those are not the same.
The only one who ever really assumed they would would be TB. It wouldnt have been like, a proper desire. But more of a realization when taking care of kids they know, that they do enjoy this. They like kids, theyâre good with kids, kids like them.. thus the reasonable conclusion that theyâll have them, eventually.
Itâd be the TB who brings it up. When everything has ended, when they get their happy ending (theyâll all live trust, mr hoyoverse is my uncle). Theyâll ask, and they would be content with any answer they got. Theyâd like to have kids, but like.. its not a big deal if their partners dont. Theyd rather the two of them be happy.
The question would probably ofc, lowk break Firefly and Kafka. Because itâd be the first time ever, that they realize, oh. oh they could. and they do want kids. they love the other two, and they want a âproperâ family with them.
That, or they see TB holding a baby or playing with a kid, and BAM, neuron activation. SOBF.. sudden onset baby fever.
they need that gray haired menace pregnant and now. YES TB WOULD CARRY.. INCLUDING CAELUS. Maybe Kafka. I cant see it being Firefly who carries, mostly bc it feels ooc for TB (or Kafka) to even think about putting her body under unnecessary stress, regardless of if sheâs healed or not.
Theyâd be amazing parents. Less of a mess than youâd think. I dont think that theyâd really fuck their kids up much. The only scenario i see them with kids IS in an epilogue, post-canon situation.
Also none of them really seem to have any generational trauma theu could feasibly pass down. Like theyâre fucked up but.. i mean. far as we know, theyâre orphans. (Dw they have Grandpa Welt!!)
The kids would have a HOMICIDAL hatred of bugs and insects of any and all varieties. Not just from Firefly. But TB has been fucked up by them as well. And i personally believe that the pteruges-v devils were insectoid in nature.
Oh also the phrase âsee you tomorrowâ is banned in their household full stop. It could be whispered, and youâd just hear a choked sob from the other room because They Know.
No but seriously, Kafblazer = Morticia & gomez. Do you see the vision. Pls.