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Trailblazer in 4.5 is going to be borderline fucking paranoid or some shit im telling you.
“TB its a vacat-“
“THERES NO SUCH THING. THE HORRORS ARE AROUND THE CORNER IM TELLING YOU. SOMEONES GONNA GET FUCKING KILLED, AND GODDAMNIT IT BETTER BE ME RATHER THAN ANYONE ELSE.”
“At what point should we put them on anxiety medication?”
“I think we should have done that after Amphoreus at least, if not Penacony.”
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Paimon: gets sick
Traveler: … slowly loads gun
Everyone in Teyvat: Something Just Happened.
Oh the irony in the Stellaron Hunter with the most self-preservation being the formerly aggressively suicidal one..
Genuinely though. Blade has the most self-preservation outta all of them.
Firefly: I want to live! And yet WONT STOP THROWING HER LIFE AND SAFETY TO THE WIND.
Silver Wolf: I want to survive. And then she neglects her need for food (cough, traumatized little shit) and canonically is willing to throw her life away for the sake of the Hunters.
Kafka is a mix of reckless and too trusting in the scripts, we see it in the games start where she doesnt make any attempt to even acknowledge the enemy coming right at her bc she knows Silver Wolf should be there. (Also the woman is lowk depressed as hell.)
Trailblazer considers the lives of their companions above their own, and will very willingly throw themselves in the way of harm for their companions.
How the fuck is mr ‘god just let me fucking die already’ the only one without that. Like dudes reckless in a fight but thats because he’s unfortunately well aware he cant actually kick it.
THE OTHERS CAN.
It lowk makes sense though. I mean Blade was the only one who had an actual life before the Stellaron Hunters. He’s the only one whose life held meaning before the Hunters.
Everyone else, their life had no meaning. Live or die it made no difference.
That’s just ended up translating over into “Oh hell no im not letting these fuckers die fuck that idea”
Elio really looked at Planarcadia and then just kinda set two of the Hunter’s off the leash..
No true script, no Kafka to rein in Blade, and a full-powered Silver Wolf.
Like damn. The Hunters are all dorks, sure, but also they are genuinely fucking unhinged at times. Elio really saw nothing wrong with this plan. Bro saw that the future was obscured because of Elation and just went “Eh, itll be fine.”
Have you seen that one furbo twitter(whatever it's called) that has sampo and asat interacting and asat just randomly admits that he "sleeps in the nude too" wdy too how does Asat know that sampo sleeps nude????? Completaly unprompted too sampo asked for a hobbie, what does this mean?? Has sampo been fucking one of Asat's indentities???
Asat wtf is this </3
I mean. Ig. Ig Asat basically did say he’s had a lot of lovers…. And Sampo was the one to give us hints towards the connection between Enroute/Isee/Asat…
if sampo slept with asat pramad, i think that would be both the worst, and funniest thing he’s ever done.
But in all reality its probably just Asat being Asat and knowing random shit by making accurate guesses idk lmao.
Im surprised to find out that Sampo sleeps naked, i woulda thought bro would wear likr, the fanciest fucking pjs available lmao
also sparxie lmaoo i love her
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what was your biggest surprise from the patch? mine was them addressing the ipc voracity rumour directly lmao
Theres alot of things that surprised me i’d say. But honestly?
this is the only thing where i think my brain stopped.
bc wdym the lord ravagers apparently have a fucking groupchat hello??
Idk if bro is being serious or not. But i think it broke my brain a little bit, because wdym the ‘lord ravagers video conference’ jokes with their reveal myriad celestia were true hello???
Also the concept of him spamming the chat with pictures of Himeko… my god.
That reveal also made me lose it but it wasnt a surprise in the slightest lmao.
Hoyo: Stop calling Sesame Cake a fat cat!! He’s not fat!! Leave him alone!!
Also Hoyo:
mummicat is a fucking unit bro. Look at him. What are they feeding him. What arent they feeding him.
Also while looking at that post, i found this as well
Pearl are you aware that this is gay
Im like 99% sure that there was a line during the Asat fight where he makes a remark about TB using the Stellaron to play music.. which is hilarious because that implies that the boss soundtracks are diegetic and NOBODY has questioned them until now. Like obviously we know some were diegetic - like obviously Robin’s song in the sunday fight, and probably Sparxie’s song.
But like. Wildfire? Proi Proi? Shatter the Gods Crown?? Unbridled Growth???
I mean we can play basically every soundtrack in game in the express, is TB just self-printing those vinyls out.
DJ Lygus? Nah, its DJ TB.
Lorewise it does make sense tbf, considering the connection between Harmony & music.
The idea of TB subconsciously acting as a speaker for soundtracks to match the vibes of the fight is lowk hilarious.
The idea of literally nobody else ever bringing it up is even funnier.
