to whoever, wherever you are. I hope it’s everything you wished for and you’re with the person you want to be with. 

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The wicked always get what they deserve. #bennettisland #endof2015

But really. Because as of today, yours truly is officially done with working at Sweet Treats for the rest of 2015. Sure, it’s only a couple of days, but I also get a week off next month, fully paid, as my bonus, so that’s something pretty sweet. Pun totes intended. As for the rest of the year, this Kitty-Kat is going to spend it with nothing but R&R. That’s right -- it’s massage time. See you all after my relaxation coma.

I have had a fruity drink in hand since I arrived, a bikini on for the past 24 hours to properly tan, and my feet have barely touched anything but sand. For the first time in weeks, I think I finally got a proper nights rest - I may consider never coming back home if this is what paradise is like. 

For anyone looking for something to do, a reason to get out of their house, or just have a little more pie, the ranch is wide open and fully stocked. With pie. There’s so much pie left. So yeah, come eat, hang out, or take it and leave. Whatever you want to do.

That means that yours truly is about to saving herself from just dreaming about a white Christmas because here it comes. I volunteered to hold down the fort at Sweet Treats for the Eve and then the first part of the day, so feel free to stop by until four o’ clock on Thursday and two on Friday. After that this Kitty-Kat is going to be busy frolicking around and being every form of basic because what else do I have to do?

My seasonal visit to the police interview room was conveniently scheduled a little earlier this year and we can all thank the mediocre penis of Prescott for that. Apparently I was called in again because teacher/student fucking is ‘inappropriate’ and they’re all a little convinced he wouldn’t be the first person I’ve killed. Such rare insight for the POPO. 

Regardless, I will be spending an uninterrupted winter break on Bennett Island for those who want to join and by that I mean those I like and those I’ve already invited. Trust me when I say you already know if you don’t fall into those categories.