#juubidara

....but all the hokage come up over the hill to see is half a body and everybody missing because dimensional travel is relatively newish and nobody was expecting Kaguya.

So Tobirama's first thought is 'let's make this motherfucker talk'

....for you see, no one is safe from the reanimation jutsu No ONE. Especially not its own fucking creator. And Tobirama is pissed. Village is a mess, everyone's a tree, and he's fucking dead and back again. And Madara whupped his ass. Lectured him. And then dealt him multiple fatal blows only to mention that's its not as fun because he's already dead.

But Hashirama is grasping at straws for a reason not to do that because bro what the fuck we just did this he has a hax on the reanimation jutsu if we invite him back to the party he's gonna mess it up again! But instead he says 'no brother that requires living human sacrifices we cannot'