It’s Friday Eve! We’re celebrating with another round of releases. Grab some popcorn and enjoy a nice break with these unique fics featuring business rivals, old flames, old friends, and feelings found inside a barn. The week is almost over, friends. You deserve it.
White Flag
[Ted/Miguel - M - 8,080]
Ted chokes on his spit causing Miguel to glance up from his spot by the steamy bathroom doorway and nearly fall over in shock, it's a miracle he manages to keep a tight grip on his towel.
Ted's eyes bulge and his mouth gapes, he finds his pulse rocketing and then the heat of a full body blush as it washes over him. What the hell is going on? Why is his business rival half naked in his hotel room? And more importantly.. how the hell is he more ripped than Ted is?
left unsaid
[Jake/Mutt - T - 5,874]
A day in the barn life, feat. various plants, oppressive summer heat, and Mutt quietly having emotions about literally everything.
I Can’t Stand the Rain(e)
[David/Jake - T - 5,323]
David could go to the store, but he’d already told Patrick he won’t be there today. The café is out, too, and so is just taking a walk around town, for the same reasons—he might run into Patrick, or Stevie, or, god forbid, Sebastien. None of his usual options are going to work today, but if he doesn’t do something to get out and distract himself, he’s pretty sure he’s going to lose his fucking mind and end up locking himself in his mother’s closet.
He closes his eyes, focusing on his breathing again, and feeling his skin prickle with nervous energy. He flips through the mental Rolodex of limited distractions available to him without money, reliable means of transportation, or an elaborate disguise… and only one option comes to mind.
After beating Sebastien at his own game, David visits another former lover—but gets more than the simple distraction he was looking for.
Summer, Spring, Winter, or Fall: The Story of Two Unlikely Friends
[Gen (Ray, Ronnie) - T - 3,322]
Ray and Ronnie's friendship through the years. That's it. That's the story.
i don’t know where i been lately, but now i’m alright
[Gen (Patrick, Twyla) - T - 2751]
“Yeah, I’m new,” Patrick clarifies, “but I’ll be staying for a bit.”
“Well, then,” Twyla replies, flashing another winning smile as she grabs his soup bowl and empty beer glass, “welcome to Schitt’s Creek. Glad to have you here.”
“Thanks. Glad to be here.”
It’s not the truth, not by a long shot, but it’s further away from an outright lie than he expects.
the wedding planners
[Stevie/Ruth, Gen (David, Mrs. Clancy) - G - 1,304]
David: I can’t believe you and Ruth eloped
Stevie: Are you actually mad that we eloped or that we didn’t tell you about it
David: Honestly I’m running on so much adrenaline it feels like kind of both
David: like equally
Stevie: If it helps Ruth’s mom is yelling at her right now, because she didn’t tell her family either
David: ...
David: Actually yes, that does help thank you
Or, David and Ruth's mom plan Stevie and Ruth's wedding part 2.
[Podfic] The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose
[Alexis/Twyla - T - 1:58:39]
My name is Alexis Rose. But you knew that already, didn't you?
There's no need for shyness. You don't need to pretend that you didn't Google me before you read this article, or that you don't know who I am. I shouldn't misspeak, though: you think you know who I am. You have an idea of who Alexis Rose is.
Maybe you've never seen any of my movies. Maybe you think I'm washed up, someone only your parents care about. Maybe you think I'm irrelevant. Maybe you think I'm a whore.
Oh, don't duck your head. I guarantee you're not the first person to ever let that idea enter your mind, and you won't be the last.
In 2015, Alexis Rose pens a tell-all for Vogue, promising to finally tell the truth about all seven of those infamous husbands and then some…
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