#justalazybones

My rider

Go the d fuck to sleep

Send me 📝 and my muse will reveal their thoughts about your muse.

Their first impression: {{ alt #478 seems kind of tired, but that's not surprising since i'm perpetually tired, too. ah well."lv followed lazy at a time where things were kind of stressful, so they didnt kick off quite so immediately! in fact, im pretty sure lazy gave a nervous greeter to just kinda... acknowledge the fact that lv dropped in, but that he had a lot of other things to do at the time and couldnt really shoot the breeze with him just yet.lv understood. believe me. }}

Their current impression: {{ "fuck, this dude's hilarious when he's not being run over by every ounce of bad luck within a five mile radius."lazy's a neat friend, but jesus christ does he ever worry the guy. hes a pretty fun guy to dick around with, for sure. (they genuinely discussed the possibility oF SETTING LV ON FIRE. FOR SCIENCE.)but hes... nervous. twitchy. sometimes his hair trigger responses get him into situations lv feels might have been dealt with better, but... well.theres a lot to consider. but lv is more optimistic than his mopey resting face might let on. }}

What they like most about your muse: {{ hes got a hilarious sense of humor spanning a few maturity levels, but sides more on the side of totally immature and its great.he's also got an energy level that isn't totally commonplace among standard sans alternates. it's a little inspiring when it's put in the right places. }}

What they dislike most about your muse: {{ that same energy seems to kind of move lazy into being downright combative, and swift to make decisions that might've been better off thought deeply about.lazy's gone through some shit, though, and lv wouldnt hold it against the guy unless he felt it was super duper necessary to do so... but man, does that guy ever seem ready to pick a fight. }}

What your muse is for them (friend, lover, rival, etc): {{ i would go so far as to call lazy another buddy. he really likes the guy, and trusts him to certain degrees he doesnt trust a whole lot of people with at all. }}

A general opinion of their relationship: {{ "remember that time you and a bunch of other people got curious about sticking things in a microwave and it escalated into just straight up throwing a grenade into an oven.""man. you should've been there.""i should've been there."..."i'm just dicking around, c'mon.""ok, but what kind of dicking.""lazy,""heheheh."..."i mean, as long as it's not a magic attack it won't hurt me. i have no nerves or anything to burn.""i hear what you're saying, but there's this gel or whatever they use in movies that's not only WAY safer but you can put stuff in it so the fire burns different colors?""shit. you're right. this is why we're friends."... i just. theyre a goddamn trip, holy shit. }}

oh my god dude go to sleep

* i hope you like cars because we're about to go on a ride.

* i've done...* literally nothing to warrant this today. lazy what are you doing