#just randomness

yoongi x oc (unnamed)

comedy, angst (???)

contains: swearing, literally suicidal (but fun!) activity

wc: 169

"Get." he snarled, "the fuck down."

Yoongi was the culmination of every "shocktd" dank meme elementary kids shared in homework groupchats. Face set into comical disbelief, fear, and frustration, and it was all I could do to take another step.

The metal bar I dangled from with my elbows was rustily-insanity-inducing, and the ocean below me was churning with a passion, and how could someone turn away from this absolute fun? Yoongi was, Min Idiot, 19.

"Wait-WAIT!" he yelled and started climbing.

I pushed off, dropping backward.

"Too laaaate, yoongles!"

And when the adrenaline was just about to punch my fucking face, a certain fuckface's hands caught my thighs.

"Stop groping me."

"You are not doing whatever the fuck you are thinking of doing. Sienna is going to kill me, and you will most certainly kill yourself."

"Which one, out of the two, are you most afraid of?"

"You."

My cat's smile stretched wider.

"Then, there's no worry at all."

*this will most definitely not happen*

Solas: I suspect you have questions.

Leilani: Yeah, like, do you need a stylist?

Solas: What?

Leilani: I mean, I totally get the whole 'badass god' vibe - and think it's totally hot, by the way - but I think you need to find a new style.

Solas: I meant with my plan?