#just hell

briar getting to employ his vindictive side

I don’t have socially exceptable ways of coping

Anyways here’s the transparent

“I find most people that come across sleeping sentinels and whispers of deadly curses turn tail and- aah, no offense to your ilk, of course. Just an expression.” 

Blasting the door open seemed like a far more straightforward course, but only the old magicians and smiths of an age long gone knew what was beyond the door. Pretending to have a key certainly lessened their chances of triggering some sort of trap. 

Noooo one....bites like Gaston

No one’s flight’s like Gaston

No one hangs from ceilings at night like Gaston