you've all been so good. have a dilf, as a treat
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you've all been so good. have a dilf, as a treat

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a lil lookbook of a new fav simヽ(>∀<☆)ノ
outfit one
hat ☆ top ☆ skirt ☆ leggings ☆ leg warmers ☆ bag ☆ gloves ☆ boots
outfit two
headphones ☆ top ☆ shorts ☆ socks ☆ gloves ☆ scarf ☆ fishnet accessory ☆ boots
outfit three
top ☆ pants ☆ hat ☆ acc tank v2 ☆ waist chain ☆ scarf ☆ boots
AUGH. Fuck everything. I have to write, but I cannot do anything cohesive or well-made, so I will OC-post with no context instead.
I don't think I'll ever canonize this but given how Juno and Sep live in a tavern and how Sep is a twenty-something bar-culture-head busker who's not the best at being a legal guardian, there's gotta be at least a couple of times where Juno gets drunk before she reaches maturity. Like, Sep hardly drinks himself, and there's no legal drinking age in Fortune (it's mostly just an unspoken understanding that kids shouldn't have alcohol. 'Kids' kind of ends at seventeen). But during some of those nights where the energy is a little too infectious, it can't hurt to join in, and sometimes you might take it a little too far, y'know?
The first time would be maybe a month or so after they're mandated the inn, and it's a harvest night so patrons are getting a little crazy. Juno's had small cups of ale before, and she's always stopped after one as per Sep's recommendation instruction. But tonight, some guy made a wildly good haul for the season, so he's bought a couple rounds of the big stuff - including the staff, which Juno technically is. She refuses at first, but after a bit of insistence (and the go-ahead from Sep, ever the unwary), she gets through two and just passes out. The next morning, she awakens in her bed with a hangover.
Juno, stumbling down the stairs: Ough, I feel abysmal.
Sep, making breakfast over the cookstove: I'd imagine so. Given how fast you fainted, I'm surprised you made it through two tankards.
J: ...what?
S: It's your first hangover! At least, I assume it's your first, I dunno how much you usually drink.
J, incredulously: Wait, I got drunk?
S: Yes...that tends to happen when you drink alcohol.
J: And you LET IT HAPPEN?
S, holding his hands up placatingly: Hey, don't look at me, I can't control how much you have! That's on you, little miss.
J: You- I- You're the one serving the ale! I'm a damn fourteen-year-old, dude!
S: Hey, language. And why's your age got anything to do with it? I got them all the time when I was a kid! Pretty sure my first one was I was twe-
S, realizing he had a very non-standard childhood:
S: ..Shit.
Juno, the Partygeist, Party 2 Hardy 5eva!
One of the romanceables from Slasher U, and resident She/They on the roster. Living fast and dying hard. (or unliving fast and dying. . . harder? how does that even work for a ghost?)

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How would everyone react when learning the player hasn't had sex before? I can see Tate thinking 'same' meanwhile Mike is that one guy to say aloud "wow that's lame"
SAWYER: (this is something that can be uncovered in-game so I'm not gonna spoil it here lmao)
TATE: If you identify as a guy, this is ALSO something that can be uncovered in-game, but otherwise, I assume Tate would be 100000% cool and very understanding and kind about everything
LAILA: Expressing her surprise with a honest "goodness!" while trying to hide the fact that she's hyped to be a major milestone in your life story here
HEX: Openly wondering how that's possible when the Player is So Hot (then stops and thinks about this for a second and works himself up in a tizzy about whether this is an unkind thing to think or not)
JUNO: Maniacal, devious grin. What sort of machinations are going on in their head?? Probably says something like "GOOD then all this is gonna seem REAL NOVEL to you". Might occasionally on-purpose teach you the wrong word for stuff.
HEADLESS HORSEMIKE: A mountain of ridiculous macho bravado about, indeed, how lame it is and how lame you are to the point where he's overcompensating so much he might explode
what are the dateables bringing to the thanksgiving/friendsgiving function?? (i haven't been able to get this out of my mind since making rolls for my own. this game has taken over every thought i have... help)
TATE: Nothing. If he shows up at all. Will bring cigarettes and will be very grumpy if someone asks to bum one off him. Spends a lot of time outside in the snow being grumpy actually
SAWYER: Something super fancy like Chicken Cordon Bleu, but turns out he didn't make it himself and just got one of those premade gourmet oven-bake things and/or got it delivered by a caterer and then physically brought it to your house like he cooked it himself
LAILA: Actually brings something really good and showoffy that she made herself - like a perfect casserole. 50% chance she gets extremely extra and brings an entirely fully dressed cooked turkey "just in case" yours wasn't up to par
JUNO: Beer. Like so much fucking beer. Also several handles of assorted tax-free liquor store haul
HEX: Mac and Cheez :)) or another very sweet comfort food, like sweet potato casserole with tiny marshmallows on top. Hex has a distinctly Southwestern Guy Fieri palate but I feel like he'd have a huge soft spot for Midwestern comfort food