America's Horniest Horror Movie University

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥WELCOME, SLASHER U STUDENT DISEMBODY 🔪🔪🔪

🖤Latest Build of the Game: https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha [v7.0049] for PC 🖤 Mac workaround with PortingKit (instructions here)

🩸🔪SLASHER U: ACT 1 on Steam🔪🩸

🩸🔪SLASHER U: ACT 2 Early Access/Alpha out NOW on itch.io!🔪🩸

[[ 📼 PHYSICAL FUCKIN MEDIA??? Pick up Slasher U: Act 1 in sexy 80's cassette form! 📼 ]]

Official Website: https://slasheru.neocities.org/

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/slasheru

Bug Reports/Forums/Etc: https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha/community

Discord: https://discord.gg/X2Zgbp9XpN

Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/SuitedDevil

🔪 Act 1 Romance Unlocks Walkthrough (SPOILERS!): https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha/devlog/536712/walkthroughhints-act-1-all-romance-unlocks-main-quest

🏆 that one time Slasher U won a major indie game award: https://www.indiecade.com/festival-2024/awards/

and remember, keep your eyes, head, limbs, and appendages inside the dating sim at all times or risk non-school-sanctioned dismemberment. love, professor plutonium x

All right I met with Lizard and 1. I am super fuckin hype for this story, we have the whole thing plotted out beat by beat including variations and choices and HOO BOY. Hopefully I can put the flowchart of how the scenario will work up on Patreon soon BUT right now there's some fresh completed Husk artwork for freeeee you can check out on there!

anyway it's time for some SAWYER PROGRESS UPDATES! (airhorn noises)

Major Scenario Game Design (actual game design & mechanics of the story): 100% Complete

Scenario Plotting and Story Writing (overarching story, characters, choices, variables, variants, etc): 100% Complete

Art (character art, sprites, map): 20% Complete

Scene Writing (dialogue, new hookup scenes, dialogue choice text): 15% Complete

We're about to hit the holidays here and both me AND Lizard will have a fuckton more time to write and draw! (Also my partner no longer has gigantic murderous abscesses in their throat so I am slightly less worried about their continued survival)

hey hey!! I'm meeting with Lizard on Sunday to see where we're at with the writing! I've got the actual gameplay going, so we're about halfway through with that - I should have a better idea soon!!

If you've ever wanted to be paid real world money to do a Games Journalism about Slasher U and/or any of the other fine games in Indiepocalypse, hit him uppppp

I am RUSHING TO THE KEYBOARD to tell you that not only would everyone at DIK (except Sawyer) watch Milf Manor with you, there is a non-zero chance Mike and his actual mom end up as cast members on Milf Manor and Mike has a Terrible Fucking Time about it lmao

TATE: Claims he doesn't watch "reality TV" and yet has so many things to say about the live always-on camera system of Big Brother. curious.

JUNO: Is the only person at DIK who knows and/or understands what Vanderpump Rules is. Somehow ends up watching shit like reruns of Room Raiders and Next. Genuinely invested in the on-going well-being of the Jackass boys

HEX: Gets WAY too invested in 90 Day Fiance and Love Island, which he probably watches with Juno. he would LOVE Queer Eye

SAWYER: Would 100% watch Chopped/MasterChef/Great British Bake-Off with you. Complains about the lack of scientific rigor during Love is Blind

LAILA: Also a fan of Bakeoff but I ALSO feel like she'd really enjoy those shows with the housewives sniping at each other and dropping serious trauma bombs during backyard bbq dinners