#junkion

Hasbro PLEASE release him from whatever basement he’s locked in I need to see him in some TF media again soon,,,,,

Alt version under the cut!

Guess I'm the shoe-person now.

This might be the most boring set, but it was just supposed to be something quick.

I have already done Hook, which is why he's not here.

Scrapheap might be the bravest mech around, wearing sandals and wool socks on a planet made out of garbage.

It’s so different from the normal episodes. It’s like watching a pilot episode and then jumping to the last season where the production had upgraded a tenfold.

The best thing about the movie has to be the Junkions though. I just love them so much. They’re so stupid yet so fucking cool at the same time.

The way they switched from being the vehicle and the driver whenever they got hit was so awesome.

And then when they just started dancing when they finally got a friendly greeting and understood that the Autobots weren’t harmful intruders.

If you look close enough, you can see Wreck-Gar and Hot Rod dancing together :)

We got a closer shot of them dancing, too!

Y’all don’t understand, I’m so weak for dancing I cannot not ship them now. Well, maybe I’ll ship them platonically…

I didn’t take a screenshot of it but Wheelie was a total dancing king. Just absolutely hitting it. He’d win every dance competition. 💯

Also Starscream looked ominous as fuck here and I fucking love him for it. He’s so evil. My evil man 🥲 Shame he had to die. Atleast he becomes a ghost later.

I genuinley, genuinley think that Junkions are like bonobos. A very make love, not war type of group. Junkion (the planet) is probably very low on natural energy and reliable equipment as it is, so the Junkions rely on each other for charging, energy transfers, defrags, etc. and this has resulted in the lot of them treating interfacing with one another as a very casual thing. Its not exclusively seen as a sex thing. They just see it as an act of trust and friendship.

The problem therein lies, because Junkions are so used to interfacing with each other without firewalls, whenever other Cybertronians or Cybertronian adjacents attempt to connect with them, they are met with scrambled and disorganized systems. Its like trying to navigate the Recycling Bin folder on an old computer thats infected with bloatware and hasn't updated drivers in 20 years.