A surprise for you all~~
Another day of xue yang teaching~~
Xue yang: welcome back!!
Jinling: how do you manage to keep kidnapping us?!
Xue yang: it's a gift.
Xue yang: aww. New students!! Welcome to the best class you'll ever have.
Huaisang I didn't want to be here.
Xue yang: that's the whole point of kidnapping, headshaker!
Mingjue: Xue yang! You told me that Lan xichen was in trouble?!!!! How dare you trick me!
Xichen: *living his best life drinking tea* hii dage!!
Mingjue: he's completely fine.
Xue yang: aren't you happy? That tea could have been poison or alcohol.
Jingyi: alcohol was an option? I want some!
Xue yang: you're too young.
Jiggy. Did you do my homework?
Yao: of course Chengmei. Here are the sweets.
Xue yang: thank you.
Su she and mo xuanyu: *sleeping*
Xue yang: you two are so rude. Time to wake up!!
Xue yang: I'll slap them awake.
Mingjue: nah I got this. Jiggy isn't hot!
Huaisang: yea he isn't! And I stole your makeup.
Su she: *waking up* who invited you and what did you saying about him?
Mo xuanyu: give me back my red paint!! And Yao gege is flawless.
Xue yang: ahahahahahaha. THE SIMPS ARE AWAKE.
Xichen: A-Yao. Can I borrow a pencil?
Yao: sure.
Xue yang: oh, return of the dragon. But the dragon is 4L cultivation.
Su she: so you didn't bring one?! What would Zongzhu use. Selfish Lan.
Xue yang: let Lan lips do his thing.
Mingjue: *cracking up* Lan lips?
Sizhui: oh my goodness.
Jingyi: *laughing* SECT LEADER LAN LIPS!!!! SENIOR LAN LIPS!!
Xue yang: yep that's his name.
Lan xichen: see what you have caused.
Su she: Lan twink.
Xue yang: hahahahaha.
Yao: I think I like Lan lips more *laughing*
Jinling: you guys are so lame! Except for xiao shushu.
Xue yang: oh right! I have to appoint more stereotypes. Ok Huaisang is That B****.
Huaisang: excuse me?! What did you call me?
Nmj: don't let me break your remaining fingers.
Yao: dage, please spare Chengmei.
Xichen: *closing his eyes and meditating*
Xue yang: let me finish. Huaisang is That b**** who knows everyone's business. And hates the hot cheerleader, a.k.a, Jiggy.
Huaisang: why do San ge get to be the hot cheerleader. I want to be the hot cheerleader!
Xue yang: you once were. But got fired. And your dage won't let you.
Mo xuanyu: yang gege you're so good at writing fanfics.
Xue yang: thank you do much! Now I'm writing, 104 Ways To Us A Knife.
But I have always wanted to write an Au, where my friends and enemies are the characters.
Jingyi: that's so messed up!
Su she: who am I in your fanfics?
Xue yang: between a (Jiggy) simp and a nerd. Or a collegue of mine.
Su she: fair enough.
Xue yang: so Huaisang is That b**** and Dage is that hot body builder dude. Who hates the cheerleader but secretly likes him. As for the cheerleader, he's very smart and talented. And that's what the guy, as well as Lan Lips admire.
Mo xuanyu: and what about the dimples?
Xue yang: of course. That's his weapon. It makes Lan lips drunk. It makes him stutter! It once swallowed his heart!
Su she: *disgusted* I feel like he's forcing my Zongzhu, to be honest.
Sizhui: woww. Sorry Mr. Xue, all I know is Wangxian.
Jinling: are they a thing? Xiao shushu are you also a cutsleeve?
Jingyi: wow. I heard that Lianfang zun's dimples are so deep that SENIOR LAN LIPS can stick his finger in it.
Heard it from Huaisang qianbe.
Huaisang: me?! I don't know for sure ok!
Xichen: *meditating* Buddha, please grant me inner peace.
Yao: *facepalms, while laughing* Muffin can we start the class.
Xue yang: shoot! Yea right.
You have all tied me up in your class drama.
Xue yang: you want Huaisang's fan, what do you do?
Huaisang's: why me?!
Xue yang: cuz you're weak.
Su she: I'll grab it and disappear.
Jinling: I don't like fans.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege would buy me a fan. So I don't need to steal it from Huaisang gege.
Yao: I bought fans for Huaisang. But if I must.
I'll tell him that something is wrong with his currant fan. Then he'll give it to me, hoping that I will fix it or buy him a new one.
Jingyi: I will shout GIMME THAT! Then snatch it.
Mingjue: HUAISANG GIMME YOUR FAN!! OR I'LL BREAK YOUR PAINT BRUSHES!!!!
Huaisang: *hiding behind his fan* take them all dage.
I'm scared.
Xichen: I'll ask politely.
Sizhui: same.
Xue yang: *rubbing his face* oh Lan lips. Why does it always have to be Lan lips. And wangxian's love child.
Xue yang: you all are smart. But not xue yang smart.
Xue yang: I would put him in a choke hold, from behind. Then I'll snatch it along with some of his money. Hehehehhehehe.
Mingjue: what a gremlin.
Huaisang: please don't do that. I have a weak bladder.
Xue yang: oh gosh. I didn't know you were into me. Lol!
Mingjue: he gets scared easily. Xue yang.
Xue yang: medium rare dage! Stop spoiling it for me!
Anyways I'm not into Huaisang.
Maybe Su she is.
Su she: hell no! And he insulted my Zongzhu. *pouts*
Xue yang: aww. It's alright little simp. We all agree that Jiggy is hot.
Mingjue: is this some kind of simp club?
Xue yang: no. Wait. Is it?
Jinling: why is xiao shushu so popular. I know he's a sect leader but.
Jingyi: I think it's because of the money he has underneath his hat.
Sizhui: what if he's kind, Jingyi. Lol.
Yao: why are you all simping in front the juniors. That's inappropriate.
Mo xuanyu: we can ever be appropriate, Yao gege.
Yao: *looking at xue yang eating a piece of candy from off a dirty counter* you're right.
Xue yang: next question!!
Xue yang: who would you stab if I give you a knife?
Yao: my enemies.
Mingjue: right! I agree. But I don't want to agree with Meng Yao.
Xichen: a fierce corpse.
Mo xuanyu: enemies! Like Yao gege.
Jinling: Jingyi.
Jingyi: you won't be able to, if I stab you first!
Su she: xue yang.
Xue yang: I thought we were friends, Shanshan.
Su she: lol I wouldn't, even though you get on my nerves.
And Zongzhu forbids me.
Xue yang: Gosh, he forbids me as well.
Huaisang: San ge.
Yao and others: *turning to face him*
Huaisang: well I don't know. I don't think I would. Have you guys ever saw me with a knife before.
Xue yang: get out of my class. You're suspended.
Su she: and never come back, or else I'll kick you.
Xue yang: do something worst!. Hang him up on a post or something.
Orrrr. Leave him on a roof. I think he's also afraid of heights.
That's why he's afraid of dage, because he's tall.
Mingjue: *death stare*
Xue yang: come fight me dage!
@verycatbluebird it continues😵💫
