#juggla

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE STICKY AT A JUGGALO CONCERT.

Now that I have 2 years of Gathering experience under my belt I can say I never been sticky after a show. Because you are so drenched by soda it feels like you jumped into a pool with your clothes on. Especially when you've stormed the stage like I have, and many others.

Tips on how to clean up after a show. You will need a couple of things.

A towel (2 preferably)

Water Source/Wet wipes (If you are camping and don't want to wait in that long ass line for real. )

A spare change of clothes (Keep undergarments in a ziplock so they stay fresh, it rains sometimes.)

Shampoo

Garbage bag (To put wet clothes in.)

Insane Clown Posse does 2 shows typically as a split act. Mostly on the main stage where vendors are. You only have to worry about clean up 2 times out of the week. Ouija Macc only sprays water at his crowds so take it with grace. The biggest issue is the trash war at the end of every Gathering. IT IS TABOO TO SPEAK OF THIS!!! But warnings must be heeded. If you really are down with the wicked shit you need to endure what is basically a food fight straight from Hell's Pit. You may think you are above it, YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE. If you think I didn't warn you, watch out for that dead squid flyin' right at your domepiece. Bringing an umbrella will not do a thing expect become broken with the rest of the trash.

If you want nothing to do with it then avoid the tent next to the brontosaurus, this is where Trash War is typically held. I hope I cleared up any misconceptions about Insane Clown Posse shows and the Gathering of The Juggalos. If you have any questions feel free to reply to this message and I will do what I can.

MUCH CLOWN LOVE!