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cardan's tail is a complete different person
Cardan: ugh I hate Jude, she's a mortal and liar. she doesn't deserve to live among the folk.
Cardan's tail:*curls adoringly around Jude's calf whenever she's next to him or at least brushes her side*
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But kissing [him] never felt the way kissing Cardan does, like taking a dare to run over knives, like an adrenaline strike of lightning, like the moment you've swum out to sea and there is no going back, only cold black water closing over your head.
CARDAN COMPLETELY HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING
Cardan:*jumping up and down*
Jude: okay will you stop pouncing, please? there are neighbors under us.
Cardan:*smirks* we can pounce somewhere else if you want, may I suggest the bedroom?(¬‿¬)
Jude:
Jude:
Jude:
Jude: cardan there would also be neighbors ther-
jude eating a lollipop
Jude:*weird sucking noises*
Cardan: what is that? what are you doing?
Jude: enjoying a lollipop ;)
Jude:*pulls it out so he can see*
Cardan: is that...iS tHaT a dIlDo?
Jude:where did y-
vivi:*smirks*
trying to play a video game
Cardan: no you're not supposed to press the triangle, you're supposed to press x, vivi taught me.
Jude:*heavy sigh* alright, Einstein
Cardan: it's...cardan babe
Jude:
Cardan:
Jude:
Cardan: wait WHO'S EINSTEIN?!
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how it happened basically
Jude: do this geas with me, it's the way to save the kingdom.
Cardan:*pauses* what will you give me?
Jude: a...long life on eart-
Cardan:*completely serious* I want gummy bears.
The bomb: ah shit, 5 min in the mall and we lost cardan already.
Jude: are you sure?
Jude:*points to sephora store*
Cardan:*holding 50 bags of sephora products and waving from a distance, purely happy*
jude confronting lady asha
Jude: when I leave you wanna keep on doing dis-
Lady asha:
Jude:but when I come around you don't wanna..post up..so
Lady asha:*shrugs*
