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Name: JOHN STAMOS Time and date of current moment: 4:13 PM, ON APRIL 13TH. TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, IN FACT, AND AS ALL BIRTHDAYS PRECEDING IT, I STILL HAVE THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO SHOW MY 612 INCH DICK TO THE WORLD Average hours of sleep: NONE Last thing I Googled: Ways to induce autofellatio by dr. oz Nicknames: SEXY, BIG DICK MCGEHEE, JOHN STAMOS Birthday: JANUARY 2TH Gender: SHREK Sexual orientation: DANDY Height: 6'9, HAVENT CHECKED SINCE MY 4TH BDAY Favourite color: B100/GR33N One place that makes me happy: ANYWHERE WHERE IM EATING How many blankets do I sleep under: WE WILL NEVER SLEEP, CUZ SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, WE WILL NEVER SLEEP, TIL WE'RE ALL FUCKING DED Favourite movie: FORREST GUMP What are you wearing right now: APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND A TOGA Dream job: LOWES FOODS EMPLOYEE
