#jonxsam

this is gonna be random answers of this world au and got world. and ghost will cameo. 

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: sam. but if he wants to get up he needs to do it quick, before he’s trapped in jon’s embrace. Who’s the one to make breakfast: sam takes care of human breakfast and jon takes care of wolf breakfast. jk wolf takes care of wolf breakfast but if jon feeds him why not eat?? (i’m sorry this became about ghost? ?)Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: sam. Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: sam. he brought breakfast in bed. Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: sam wouldn’t suggest it. jon doesn’t even think it. Who chooses the movies: sam has read the book and is very eager to nitpick on the adaption. Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: jon. Who orders lunch: he who found the restaurant does the first order. Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: ghostWho curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: jon.Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: jon. possibly not on purpose. Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: sam would more like glance @ ice cream subtlyWho takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: if sam said that jon would Not Get ItWho cooks dinner: sam. but jon is there to chop the onions. Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: ghost. Who stays up until 2 reading: jo- jk sam.Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: jon stares at sam sleeping and is like yes. this is precious. i will protect this. Who kisses their partner while they sleep: jon. he feels sappy doing it. 

shops for groceries

bran, i think jojen would get pretty overwhelmed by a grocery store without meera or bran with him

kills the spiders

jojen loves spidies they're his friends. but he also if there are dead spidies he keeps em in a little glass bottle

comes home drunk at 3am

neither of them they dont go Out for drinking they stay in and have meera there with them

makes breakfast

jojen doesnt usually use the stove when there arent any other people awake. he's not a bad cook! but his attention span isn't great and he zones out a lot, and he tends to need someone to remind him that he's cooking. bran doesn't like to cook, i think, would rather just have cereal. when meera stays over--which is often--she cooks for them. 

remembers to feed the fish

bran. 

decorates the apartment

sort of both of them... i mean jojen has his weird dead shit and bran has a lot of cheesy horror posters and things. i don't know how much Decorating they really do. 

initiates duets

hmmm i could see jojen singing sometimes, tonelessly, but bran wouldn't join in i don't think he'd just want to listen

falls asleep first

jojen

samjon!!

shops for groceries

sam has very neat very organized lists and jon picks em up

kills the spiders

nobody, there is no spider-killing. spiders are carefully picked up and escorted to a safer place

comes home drunk at 3am

more likely jon just on account of robb. and most of sam and jon's friends are mutual so other times it would be them drinking with friends

makes breakfast

sam, jon doesnt wake up until the second pot of coffee

remembers to feed the fish

sam or if he forgets and isnt home he texts jon to do it

decorates the apartment

sam, if jon had his way there'd be nothing at all on the walls and everything would be painted dark. and jon wouldnt actually like that but he's not really aware that that's not an environment he Likes so much as he tends to keep himself contained and he likes black, but black isn't really the kind of color you want too mcuh of on the walls because it gets... unpleasant it's just Too Dark for a room to be. he doesn't like those things for living spaces those are just kind of habits that don't translate well. sam likes to organize things though and asks jon's opinion but jon is pretty cool with whatever. he's significantly less moody in a well lit, nicely colored room but he doesn't really notice that

initiates duets

ssaaaammmm jon doesn't sing. if coaxed jon will get out his guitar or his bass guitar though. 

falls asleep first

observe, it is not just "the thobbs" that practice sitting on the same side of the gay table! although jon decided to sit backwards because i think he got confused about how sitting works. either that or he thought it'd make him look cool. i bet he also straddles chairs backwards because he wont just sit somewhere like a normal human person. maybe it's illegal for bastards to sit facing the right way in westeros

anyway sam's been quiet all evening and jon's just like "what is it" and sams like *mumbles* and jon sits down and is like oh come on tell me. you know u want to 

like teasin him a bit. lke "cmon cmon i know you want to tell me thaaaaat...?" please observe the playful look on jons face, it's very important. what i wanna know is what exactly he thinks sam's not telling him where he'd be like teasing sam about it like that like what like. a secret? a funny story? a surprise party????? 

out of context this looks like jon's just gazing into sams eyes "i could drown in his eyes hes like a brother to me" -jon snow, probably 

he does at some point turn around and sit forward at the table tho. observe