You know how long it's been since I wrote some Playboy! Damian? No? Me neither but I know the answer is too long. So I bring you asshole Damian who has definitely slept with all of his siblings exes at least once because I need to start queuing my shit so writing Speedrun while I make the masterpost I hopefully wont forget about-
Anyway, warning times, this has talk of sex, Jon is kind of an ass too, he and Damian have been dating for some years and have had several threesomes with Damian's brother's exes.
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Tim: Kon won't shut up about his ex. I thought I was his ex??
Dick: Kori and Babs too. I didn't even think either of them dated after we split, y'know?
Jason, shrugging: I mean, Roy talks about his hookups all the time.
Jon, who was sneaking into the manor to see Damian: Speaking of, where is Damian?
Dick: He's down in- What do you mean speaking of? No one mentioned Damian?
Jon: What do you mean? I thought you were talking about your exes ex?
Jason: What are you talking about?
Jon, shrugging: Damian gets around.
Dick: Whoa, hold on babysupes, what the fuck?
Jon: I'd rather not.
Damian, appearing from the cave, arms slipping around Jon's shoulders: You can, I won't mind.
Jon, startled: Dami! There you are. I'm not sleeping with your brother.
Dick: Damian, what the hell?
Jason: What are you talking about??
Tim: I'm... I just want to leave.
Damian: Kon doing well then, I presume? No issues?
Tim, tensing: What the hell does that mean?
Damian, shrugging: Well I assumed you might struggle getting back with him after that thing we had a year or two ago.
Tim: What thing?
Damian: Oh, y'know.
Jon: The threeway thing.
Tim: What???
Damian: The threeway thing?
Tim: I fucking heard you, explain yourself!
Damian: A year or two ago Jon, Kon, and I had a few hookups? I thought you knew??
Tim: Fucking no??
Damian: Yeah. He was almost as good as Roy was, though we don't kiss and tell much.
Jason: Hold the fuck up-
Dick: You fucked Jason and Tim's exes??
Jon: Yours too.
Dick: What do you mean??
Damian: Kori is always down for some fun, since you two broke up. Babs has been iffy about it, but we've spent a night or two together.
Jon grinned: I still think Kori is a better lay. I can't believe you broke up with her, Dick, she's hot as hell and has a great personality.
Dick: Jon, what the fuck?
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