#jongler x reader

For whatever reason, you give a pippins a kiss on the cheek. And then all of a sudden there's *another* one right behind them! So you also kiss them on the cheek.

There is now a line of pippins wanting a kiss on the cheek or forehead.

Eventually a green one comes into view, held forcibly by two red ones. He's writhing and saying "No, I don't want a freaking kiss! No! No!!!"

But as soon as he's in front he gets quiet and stops struggling. You giggle and give him a long, gentle press on the forehead.

He stumbles to the back of the line for another (as other pippins are doing).

Now there's a shadowguy! He chirps musically at you before taking off his hat, pointing to his forehead. You, of course, oblige.

And that leads to a zapper, accent thick and stumbling over asking for a kiss too. They get a kiss-- two! And they thank you, perking up and somehow blushing.

"HEY! IT'S MOTORMOUTH MIKE! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GIVIN' AWAY KISSES?! AHAHAAHA!" Yes, he gets one.

So does Jongler's Mike persona, who does a long cowboy-esque whistle afterwards.

...Holy shit is that a CAT?! While you're distracted he curls up on your lap (by this point you are sitting because the line is literally never going to end).

You're so caught up in the euphoria of having a giant cat snuggle you that you miss a literal giant cut the line. "Excuse me?"

You feel his shadow lay over you, long and thick, and look up to see Tenna's big, wobbly smile. His hands are behind his back. "I uh, hear you're giving away kisses!"

You nod. "Would you like one?"

"WOULD I?!"

He immediately stoops down, turning his face away for a kiss on the cheek. You, however, take his case in both your hands and turn him forward.

"W-whatcha doing, starlight-?"

Your lips manage to find his, and as soon as you let go, he shoots up like a rocket. "WOW WOW *WOW!!!"*

You giggle, but you should know better than to think this is the end of his reaction. He abruptly turns to the line behind him, waving his arms. "SORRY FOLKS! RIDE'S SHUTTING DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE!"

"Tenna, what are you-- oh!"

* I hope youse is takin' care of yourself. Can get real cold and dark in places 'round deez times.

* Sometimes your body ain't make da, uh, stuff dat keeps ya happy. So you's gotta eat well, drink well, sleep well, get plenty of light... Yanno.

* … Dat can be a lot, but if you can find da energy, it really helps. Even if you just do a little bit.

* It's almost Valen-times, ain't it?

* Dat ain't usually something I do anythin' too special for. Got work and stuffs.

* Plus, you doesn't need a special day to love people, yanno?

* But, uh... it's nice to make time to think abouts it. It can be easy to forget when you's is caught up in da day-to-day.

* Sometimes you just need a reminder, yanno? Dat you love and dat you are loved.

* Like, uh... like dis:

* You means a lot to me! I love youse.

* Don't worry if you forget. I can tells you again and again. It ain't a chore at all.

* I think I, uh, remember a joke or somethin's. About dis.

* Uh...

* Why was da fork, uh... excited?

* Cause its... what are dose things called?

* Were, uh... valiant?

They are and I hope you are okay with a Battat x Lightner!Reader x Jongler. Double the love!

SFW

It started off as just you and Jongler. They are sweet and approachable and incredibly honest about their feelings. I've stated that they are also a perfect himbo but that doesn't mean they aren't observant.

They see the way you and Battat dance around each other and are like "None of that. Now kiss." And you do and now you are a throuple with a Pluey.

Being a Lightner you need to be careful and aware that while your partners area capable of making their own decisions there is the possibility that they will fall into the trap of 'Make the Lightner happy.' It's a core part of any Darkner and could be taken advantage of. So don't less you wish to be single and not welcomed back.

When you leave back to the light world they miss you so much. Jongler is better at handling it than Battat. The Green Pippins gets irritable the longer you stay away. He feels like your home is with them and when you do finally return is rather pouty. Smoother them both with kisses and affection and Jongler will become a gooey mess and pull both of you into their lap and that is where you stay for the evening.

Jongler acts a middle ground between you and Battat. Their easy going nature is a nice balance and sooths Battat's more uh manic episodes. You are also a mediator at times between your two partners. Battat is a mess and Jongler just wants to help him but they sometimes just make it worse. Saying something that just sets the Pippins off and you need to be there to help them talk it out.

I want to state that I don't believe they are bad at sharing. Both of them are happy to split your time or have group outings. They've been partners in crime(?) for awhile now and know how to work together.

NSFW under the cut

finally got to this!!! i didnt check the word count, but it was fun to write. no pronouns for the reader- zero descriptions, and no name. open ended, with a heavily implied confession (both to the mike identity and to a crush). also included my hcs for them!!

fic under the cut

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* You's a whole day through da week already. Ain't dat somethin' to be prouds of?