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Selfship & RP blog for Cowboy Hat Mike. Info below the cut!

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a little bit of japanese mike analysis as someone nowhere close to fluent
hi! i'm down with a cold... did you know i lived in japan for a good four years? i'm just about conversational in everyday settings but i got the craving for more mike characterization
(much thanks to hushbugger for their side-by-side english/japanese dialogue dump! searching for things would be a lot harder otherwise...)
insatiable desire to lay on jongler's chest and kiss their buttons
CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS
happy juesday!!! this is a silly voice memo a friend had sent to a group chat and it wouldnt get out of my head. have a wonderful pronouns of days jongheads!
transcript below
i miss my sweet darling jongle

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play my super awesome professional games
swoon battat simulator
pet pluey simulator
kiss jongler simulator
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heh your tricks don’t work on me. i’m a master at this. fourth one from the right
it dih one
imagine tiny remote-sized jongler to keep and hold and kiss and love like they deserve. i live to see them vulnerable and blushy in new and inventive ways, it’s like an art to me
YES YES YES (jumps up and down) anon your mind
imagine holding them in both your palms and giving them a little kiss on the head… petting them gently with your thumbs… waah
pro jongler selfshipping tip from the jongler selfshipping guy (i stole this one from my friend actually): get a remote to cuddle and kiss and imagine it’s their light world form. make sure to practice hygiene though since remotes tend to get a bit icky
of course a remote control is not the only option. i don’t have a remote but i do have a different jongler item that i cuddle sometimes… gets me all sleepy
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heh your tricks don’t work on me. i’m a master at this. fourth one from the right
i may need to feel their buttons against my back while they spoon me, but i think i need to hold them more.
i’m definitely not big enough to hold them the way they could hold me, but it is important to me that they also get to feel taken care of. i want them to feel small and sweet and precious because they are to me and i love them so so much. they’re soo cuteee .. i miss jongler i NEED to get them flustered.
i love thinking about taking care of jongler because i think they’re usually able to keep their cool when they’re the one taking care of you (save for the occasional cooing about how much they love youse) so when you flip that they don’t know how to take it at all
your words are so good i cannot come up with anything else. make that zapper feel loved and appreciated and like they’ve got nothing to worry about ever again. they’d love nothing more but also they’re gonna be covering their face and blushing the whole time

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jongler cooling system headcanons
about 3-4 fans slightly larger than the average AMD fan spanning their entire body
vents are tiny holes (tiny if your definition is larger than the tip of your finger). would give it 7 horizontal, 3 vertical
fans are probably not too loud but definitely get louder the more flustered they are. wink wink nudge nudge
most likely vent placements are on their back under the battery panel and on joints such as knee(s) and elbows
hiiii <3
hello person whom i definitely do not know… (coughs into fist)
i haven’t anything to add (<- software person) so i shall do what i do best: imagine reaching behind their back to run your fingers along their vents. imagine feeling the air warm against your skin and hearing their fans spin just a little louder as you pull them in for a kiss… imagine teasing them for how obviously every part of their machinery shows their joy at being around you
gosh i miss them worse and worse and worse every day lately is anyone else experiencing this
miscellaneous jonglers. happy juesday
we finished chapter 5 today + the weird route
hi guys i am on art fight! i only have my deltarune oc up right now (been tired lately) but feel free to take a peek

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