#jonathanjoester

drunk texting padre 101

you made me gangnam smile :)

1. First impression: this person seems nice they’re good at roleplaying wow2. Truth is: "HA NANA HEY i"M TEXTIN U FROM WORK LETS TALK ABOUT RAUNCHY DIOJONA hEADCANONS MAN I’M HUNGRY YO HEY R U DARWIN I MEAN DRAWING****** GO TO SLEEP YOU PLEB"3. How old do you look: you look like a model aka ur flawless4. Have you ever made me laugh: u need to go 2 jail for it5. Have you ever made me mad: ANGER!!! OUR TYPOS!!! HOW DARE YOU LIVE IN A DIFFERENT PROVINCE RRAAGHHHh6. Best feature: You’re my jojo-bro, god. We’re gunna be so fucking annoying when we actually meet in person.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: friend-crush. i promised to fidn you a real life jonathan joestar to bang8. You’re my: BRANDO BRAT IN CRIME9. Name in my phone: Hannana10. Should you post this too? nAH

walk all the fucking way from ontario to share my fucking pizza hanna pls

I need Over Heaven Dio to be big.  The ASB alt was like a revelation tbh, it's Part 3 wearing 2011 Dio's clothes.

I CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER THE EXACT DETAILS LMAO but that baloon is completley detached from the comic's context which it is so raw and nsfwish. It was one comic about the putrid side of human being or something like this done by some famous cartunist but when I read this ballon i was like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN RELATE"

DO U FEEL ME

1. First impression: SENPAI W/ CUTE DIOJONA HEADCANONS2. Truth is: senpai who is 500x cooler than me and is adorable3. How old do you look: i looked at ur selfies u look 19 4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes..........all le time5. Have you ever made me mad: NO6. Best feature: ur jojo facts are literal facts that cannot be disputed 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: gay8. You’re my: senpai 9. Name in my phone:10. Should you post this too? yes..................