You are Ned's bastard, Ned's only bastard, You made me happy, inside that cave, You'll never know fool, How much I love you, So please don't fly y' crow arse away. Yesterday it was Tormentinhonor's nameday, today it's Jon-Bastark's. So have some love, you feathered bundles o' mischief and morals. Y'snarky presence is much appreciated for yet another year o' steppin' towards senility an' old age. <3













