#jokesoftheday

So a man dies and goes to heaven, and there he meets Jesus. He looks at Jesus and asks whats with all the clocks, Jesus says "oh those are to tell how many times a person has lied. These are just the special mentions." And the guy asks "Really? They just look like clocks to me." And Jesus says "yes but you see this one it looks dead right? Well this is mother Teresa's clock and it looks like this because she's never lied. And this one is Abraham Lincoln's, its only moved twice because he's only lied twice in his life." The guy looks and say "Yeah ok but where's Mr. Donald Trump's clock he must have a dead one too?" Jesus laughs and says "My father no its in my office. I use it as a ceiling fan."