— ARTHUR FREDERICK ❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
summary: random tiktok trends you’ve done with arthur
content: established relationship, fluff, smau
notes: sigh oh my man I love him soooo, also I made this bc I lowk yearn to be internet famous can I be someone’s niche celebrity on tiktok or something… also evy inspo from my queen @headinthewalls
things we’ve shoved up our bums
“Things me and my boyfriend have shoved up our bums.”
You smiled at the camera, pointing at yourself.
“Arthur on the other hand…”
You hit pause, then got up and walked into the living room where Arthur was sat scrolling on his phone.
He looked up immediately. “Yeah?”
“I’m doing this TikTok trend to test my memory,” you said quickly, already trying not to laugh. “Can you help me?”
“Yeah, of course,” he said, brightening instantly.
“So you just have to name things on your podcast set.”
You raised your phone again, pressing record.
“Right… erm,” Arthur started, leaning back like he was genuinely thinking hard. “Well obviously the mics, the plants, oh! The fake rockets, the cameras… do the cameras count? I think they count.”
You nodded quickly, biting the inside of your cheek.
“Oh, then a lot of cameras,” he added confidently.
Your hand started shaking slightly as you tried not to laugh.
“The fake astronauts,” he continued, nodding. “Love them.”
“Oh yeah,” you said weakly.
“There’s also the little figurines… the chess sets, of course.”
“Of course,” you repeated, voice cracking slightly.
Arthur squinted at you. “What’s funny?”
“Nothing,” you said immediately. “Nothing’s funny, carry on.”
He side-eyed you properly now, clearly suspicious, but still thinking.
“I feel like Bach could definitely count as well.”
The phone slipped from your hand as you doubled over laughing.
Arthur immediately sat forward. “Wait, what? What’s funny? I’m so confused.”
You tried to breathe, looking up at him, but that only made it worse.
“I’m sorry,” you gasped. “I’m sorry, it was nothing.”
He stared at you for a second, then slowly leaned back, still confused but starting to laugh too.
“…Are you going to post that?”
You wiped your eyes, still laughing.
arthurtv what the hell reader.
user84 THE ASTRONAUTS LOVES THOSE I CANT
theburntchip is that why we’re missing a bunch of cameras…
italianbach oh yeah, I love it up there, cozy
⤷ arthurtv can you just not
365partygirl her giggles in the background are killing me.
georgeclarkeey knew his chess addiction was getting out of hand
livvydimartino id want to do this with Isaac but I don’t think people would know he’s joking.
⤷ yourusername maybe we should just leave their weird asses n run away together
⤷ livvydimartino don’t have to tell me twice!
ilikeapplesandbananas bless him he looks so in thought
⤷ yourusername he’s such a cutie
think fast I’m a random girl
You set your phone up on the windowsill and stepped back, trying not to smile.
“Yeah?” came his voice from the other room.
A moment later he walked in, hair slightly messy from his headphones, already slowing when he saw the camera.
“Hello…” he said cautiously.
“Come here,” you repeated, softer this time.
He hesitated. “Everything okay?”
You nodded sweetly. “Look at me real quick.”
His eyes narrowed slightly as he stepped closer, studying your face.
“THINKFASTI’MARANDOMGIRL!”
You lunged at him, grabbing his face and leaning in way too fast.
“What,” he started, before it fully clicked.
“NO! NO! GET AWAY, GET AWAY!” he yelped, immediately scrambling backwards.
“I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND!” he shouted, panicked, swatting your hands away.
“I LOVE HER SO MUCH! I CHERISH HER ALL DAY EVERY DAY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME NOW! BE GONE!”
You kept advancing, laughing, while he kept retreating across the room.
He finally broke free and sprinted toward the couch, practically diving over it to put distance between you.
You stopped, hands on your hips, staring him down.
Neither of you trusted the other.
Then he grabbed a cushion.
And he threw it straight at your face.
You collapsed laughing as he bolted again.
Arthur stood near your phone now, bent over slightly, out of breath.
“That,” he gasped. “Was not,”another breath “funny.”
You were laughing too hard to answer properly, getting up slowly and walking toward him.
“Oh, I’m sorry sweetheart,” you said, barely holding it together.
He narrowed his eyes, still breathing heavily, but clearly trying not to smile.
You slipped an arm around his waist, and he immediately relaxed into you a little, still dramatic.
Then you turned to the camera.
“Well guys… I guess he passes the test.”
Arthur straightened instantly.
arthurfnhill bless him he hasn’t got the social skills for this
ladidadida “who I cherish all day every day” okay arthur I see you
arthurtv shes a stronger than she looks.
glambyflo the fear in his eyes 😭
chrismd10 hitting women with cushions now arthur tut tut
⤷ arthurtv WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
user6769 “BE GONE!” Oh yes of course right away my lord 💀
sabinablair he’s so real for this bc this is also how I would be moving if reader was my gf
⤷ yourusername don’t tease me like that.
sidemen best be moving that quick at the match
ukytfan if it ain’t like this I don’t want it
livvydimartino brb gonna go do this
arthurnreader atleast you never have to worry queen
⤷ yourusername ik that’s right
think fast I’m a random guy
Arthur held the camera close to his face, whispering dramatically.
“Right. Hello everyone. Today I’m going to get Reader back for her last video by giving her a taste of her own medicine.”
He let out a low chuckle as he moved toward where you’d previously set up your phone.
“She’s getting ready to go out right now,” he continued quietly, “so when she comes in… that’s when I’ll do it.”
Almost on cue, you walked into the room.
“Arthur, what do you think of my outfit?” you asked, then paused when you saw the camera.
“…Are you filming? I can move if you want.”
He straightened instantly.
“Oh! No, no, it’s fine,” he said quickly. “I’m just doing a little thing. Do you want to show the viewers your outfit?”
You smiled, completely unaware, and nodded.
“Okay so,” you began, turning slightly for the camera, “my jeans are from Urban, on sale, of course, my top is Brandy, shoes are Adidas, and this bag Arthur got me for my birthday!”
You turned back to him with a grin. He smiled back.
For a second, it was calm.
“THINKFASTI’MARANDOMGUY!”
And you did not hesitate.
You swung your bag straight at him.
“GET. AWAY. FROM. ME. YOU. PERV!” you shouted, whacking him again as he ducked.
Arthur stumbled backwards, half-laughing, half-panicking.
You grabbed him into a loose headlock.
“…You are freakishly strong.”
“I HAVE A VERY LOVING BOYFRIEND!” you yelled, not letting go.
“Yeah! Yeah, I got that!” he said quickly. “Loud and clear!”
“YOU GOT THAT?” you pressed.
You released him suddenly and stepped back, fixing your outfit like nothing had happened.
Arthur exhaled, still slightly stunned.
You picked your bag back up and walked toward the camera where he was still filming.
“See?” you said, smiling. “You guys can’t catch me lack-”
“THINKFASTI’MARANDOMGUY!”
You reached into your bag as he advanced towards you.
“Don’t even think about coming any closer,” you warned, pulling out a bottle of pepper spray.
He immediately raised his hands.
“Okay! Okay! I surrender!”
You held it out for a second longer, then dropped your arm with a laugh.
Arthur stepped closer again, shaking his head.
“I do like your outfit though,” he said, softer now.
“Awh, thank you,” you smiled. “I didn’t hurt you, did I?”
“Nah,” he said, glancing at you. “But at least I know you can kick a guy’s ass if you need to.”
theynotlikeus damn he wasn’t joking when he said she was strong
bambinobecky oh to be man handled by reader
workingonit tried to one up her and got assaulted
fawkoutmyface idk why people are actin like this is cute she litch HIT him multiple times w her bag then put him in a headlock…
⤷ legobuilder omds you people 1. it’s a trend 2. she obviously didn’t mean it she was light with the hitting and the headlock was loose 3. look at his face. does he look like someone who is bothered to you
⤷ arthurtv im right where i wanna be
yourusername maybe I should start taking lessons and get really good at throwing people about
⤷ yourusername NOT IN PUBLIC
ksi she turned into a ufc fighter real quick
⤷ yourusername you and I fight when?
tvgirlfan yeah cool arthur move my turn
georgeclarkeey “YOU GOT THAT?” Yes miss reader we all got that I’m very sorry.
smile if you want a new girlfriend
You and Arthur were sprawled across the couch, the afternoon sun spilling into the room while some random show played quietly on the TV.
Arthur’s hand rested absentmindedly on your legs, which were draped over his, while he scrolled on his phone with mild disinterest.
You, meanwhile, were scrolling beside him.
A familiar clip popped up, Liv leaning toward Bach, whispering something that made him pull the strangest faces in an effort not to laugh.
Slowly, a grin spread across your face.
Arthur noticed immediately.
“What are you smirking at?” he asked, turning his head slightly.
That alone made him suspicious.
You quietly turned your camera on and slid your legs off his lap. He made a small noise of protest as your weight disappeared.
You ignored him, sitting up straighter and shuffling closer until you were shoulder to shoulder.
Lifting your phone, you hit record.
Arthur eyed the camera cautiously.
You leaned in close, your lips ghosting his ear.
“Smile if you want a new girlfriend.”
His expression shifted instantly, surprise flashing across his face before settling into a determined, completely blank stare.
You turned toward the camera, your cheek still pressed against his, watching his reflection on the screen.
His lips pressed together tightly, jaw clenching as he focused on staying completely still.
For a moment, he succeeded.
Then his eyes betrayed him.
They flicked sideways toward you.
And the second he looked at your face, already trying not to laugh, his own expression softened just a little.
That was his breaking point.
His face started contorting into increasingly ridiculous shapes as he desperately tried to hold it together.
He puffed out his cheeks, squinting, breathing through his nose, doing everything possible not to smile.
It lasted about two seconds.
A full grin spread across his face before he could stop it, and he immediately turned toward you in panic.
“I don’t though!” he blurted. “I don’t! I only want you!”
The camera cut to Arthur standing in the corner, facing the wall like a punished child.
You stood behind him, pointing dramatically.
willne the fact he was solid until he looked at her, what a sap
⤷ chrismd10 man can’t get a grip
⤷ arthurtv who out of us has a girlfriend again
faithlouisak my face would’ve been set in stone I hope you know that
hellothere HIM BEING BANNED IN THE CORNER I CANT
arthurtv I want everyone to know I love her very much and didn’t mean to smile and I whole heartedly blame Liv and Bach for planting this idea
⤷ livvydimartino why am I catching strays?!
⤷ italianbach blaming everyone but himself
yourusername like this comment if you think i deserve better
thatsmyline started pleading like he was back in law school again
imagleek this influx of arthur and reader posts recently is feeding the nation rn
shalomjackie okay side note but the way he looks at her before he breaks 🥹
cracking every time we agree
You and Arthur sat in front of the camera in a dimly lit room, eyes closed, already giggling.
The camera returned to you both, hair slightly messy now, hoodies gone, leaving you in just T-shirts.
You kept your eyes closed.
You opened your eyes again.
Arthur didn’t even blink.
The next clip showed you and Arthur even more dishevelled, hair messier, breathing a little heavier. Arthur’s eyes were still stubbornly open.
You pulled a face, eyes staying firmly shut.
Arthur stared you down like this was a personal challenge.
You shook your head slightly.
Arthur rolled his eyes at the camera.
Arthur grinned, clearly pleased with himself.
You were now both visibly sweaty, panting slightly, lips swollen, faces red.
Arthur shook his head dramatically at the camera, still refusing to close his.
He looked to the camera and began to mouth “open your eyes”
You turned your head to look at him suspiciously.
This time, you were sitting closer together, your head resting lazily on his shoulder.
Arthur’s remained open, but they were starting to droop now.
Arthur gave a tired, lazy smile.
The audio continued, but now the camera angle changed.
You lifted your phone, filming Arthur sprawled face down on the bed, completely wiped out, hair a mess, back red with scratches.
You smirked at the camera.
imlovinit I think we all know a bit too much about eachother
georgeclarkeey CHRIST DID A LION GET AT HIS BACK
⤷ yourusername he was having a fine ole time
danysreign arthur you didn’t even close your eyes
⤷ arthurtv eyes on the prize
bambinobecky greed they speak off in the bible.
sharpayluver I love when hot people date hot people
areuachildofdivorce imagine getting cracked by your girlfriend then she calls you lil bro
iwantaneasteregg okay but the stamina is insane
arthurtv can everyone stop calling me greedy 🙄
⤷ yourusername mate you’ve never even ate at half these places
⤷ arthurtv okay? so? I like the concept of them
findtheorange the last clip doing something to me
idkanymore sooooo did we film anything else or js our faces…
my boyfriend is ignoring me
There was absolutely nothing else to do.
You were lying on the couch, Arthur next to you, fully focused on some video game, controller in hand, eyes locked onto the screen like his life depended on it.
You smiled, slowly raising your phone so the camera pointed toward him.
Arthur jumped slightly at the sudden volume.
“So today I’m with my boyfriend Arthur!”
He pulled his eyes away from the screen for a second, smiling and giving a small wave.
You turned the camera back to yourself, face suddenly serious.
“And he’s ignoring me and playing his game.”
You let out a dramatic sigh as Arthur immediately paused the game, setting the controller down and turning fully toward you.
“I am not ignoring you,” he said quickly.
You avoided his gaze, staring off to the side.
Arthur blinked, confused.
“I literally just spoke to you.”
You turned toward the camera again.
“See?” you said quietly. “Denial.”
Arthur let out a short laugh of disbelief.
“That’s not denial, that’s, what are you doing?”
You sighed again, louder this time, and slowly shifted away from him on the couch.
Arthur watched you move, his expression starting to change from confused to slightly concerned.
“…Are you actually upset?” he asked.
Instead, you hugged a cushion to your chest dramatically and stared down at the floor.
Arthur leaned forward, trying to catch your eye.
“Hey,” he repeated, softer now.
You felt the tiniest pang of guilt but kept your expression serious, determined to commit to the bit.
“I just think,” you said quietly, “that sometimes you care more about your game than me.”
Arthur’s eyebrows shot up.
That sounded far less convincing than you intended.
Arthur sat there for a second, clearly trying to process what was happening.
Then he set the controller further away, like physically distancing himself from the problem.
“I can turn it off,” he said quickly.
“I don’t need to play right now.”
Your stomach twisted slightly.
You hadn’t expected him to take it that seriously.
“It’s okay,” you murmured, still avoiding eye contact.
You felt him move closer.
“Are you sure?” he asked, voice softer now.
You nodded once, keeping your face turned away from him, but the guilt was growing fast.
Arthur hesitated, then gently reached out and touched your arm.
The small gesture made it worse.
“Hey,” he said again, quieter this time.
You finally glanced at him.
He was looking at you with the most concerned, slightly worried expression, eyes soft, brows drawn together.
You immediately had to look away again to keep from smiling.
“I’m sorry if I was ignoring you,” he said quickly.
Your heart squeezed a little.
You bit the inside of your cheek, trying to stay in character.
Arthur stepped even closer.
“I can hang out with you instead,” he added, nodding earnestly.
You felt yourself cracking.
You tried to hold the serious expression.
Arthur noticed instantly.
“…Why are you smiling?” he asked slowly.
You pressed your lips together.
He narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
Then his gaze shifted to your phone.
“You are joking,” he said flatly.
Arthur stared at you for a second, relief flooding his face, before letting out a long sigh.
“Oh my God,” he muttered.
“I thought you were actually upset.”
You felt a wave of guilt again and stepped closer to him.
“I’m sorry,” you said quickly, still laughing a little.
“I didn’t think you’d get that worried.”
Arthur shook his head, but the corner of his mouth lifted.
Then, without warning, he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into a tight hug.
You squeaked in surprise.
“You’re not allowed to do that again,” he said firmly, still holding you.
You laughed into his shoulder.
theninenine AWHE HIS FACE
⤷ yourusername i actually couldn’t cope
ifinnabeindapitt girl the guilt was seeping through
bambinobecky id never ignore you like that.
whatcanisay I wish my man would drop everything for me like this
arthurtv I thought I had actually upset you
⤷ yourusername stop ill cry
whatcanido never seen him look so stressed
langdxns “I can hang out with you instead” OH MY SHAYLA
livvydimartino why is this making me upset
⤷ yourusername us empaths
jamesmarriott wow that man has beautiful eyes
bettercallme damn the way he is clung to you at the end
⤷ yourusername still hasn’t let go
The camera showed you pacing around the bathroom, trying to find somewhere to hide your phone.
After a moment of searching, you decided to wedge it between a stack of folded towels on the shelf, perfectly angled to show both you and the doorway.
You opened your mouth to shout for him, only to clap a hand over it a second later to stop yourself from laughing.
You straightened up, shook yourself out, and took a deep breath.
“Can you come here please?”
You started pacing again, trying to look stressed.
A few seconds later, his head poked around the side of the door, one side of his headphones pulled off his ear.
“Is everything okay?” he asked, voice immediately laced with concern.
You swallowed, trying to commit to the bit.
Arthur stepped fully into the bathroom now, frowning.
You hesitated dramatically.
“The string snapped,” you continued quickly, waving your hands nervously. “And it’s too far up and I can’t get it out.”
You resumed pacing, rubbing your face to hide the fact that you were trying not to laugh.
Arthur blinked rapidly, clearly processing the information.
“Isn’t that, like… really bad if it gets stuck up there?”
“Yeah. I could get toxic shock syndrome.”
Arthur immediately pulled his headphones off completely and set them down, taking a steadying breath like he was preparing for a mission.
“Right,” he said, voice slightly panicked.
“What do you want me to do? Should I take you to A&E?”
“I mean, yeah, sure, I can do that,” he said, stumbling over his words.
“So, erm… what would be more comfortable for you? I mean, God, this is, wow. Okay. Yeah. I can do this.”
You couldn’t help it, a small smile slipped through.
“You’re really gonna do it.”
Arthur nodded, determination written all over his face.
“I don’t want you, like… dying because of menstruation.”
You pressed your lips together, trying not to laugh.
“Awh, bless your little heart.”
Then his eyes drifted past you.
His face went completely blank.
“Is this another TikTok thing?”
You tilted your head innocently.
Arthur stared at you for a long second.
Then dragged a hand down his face.
“Oh my days,” he muttered, turning toward the door.
“I was ready to go digging for that thing.”
He walked out, shaking his head.
You turned back to the camera, scrunching up your face.
skylawhiteyo bro was about to actually do it that’s grim 💀
⤷ arthurtv god forbid I’m mature and don’t want my girlfriend in pain
sabinablair atleast he was willing tried it with Josh and got a very different reaction
yabadabado “isn’t that really bad” yes arthur it is 😔
georgeclarkeey digging is inane
italianbach dw reader I’ll beat your menstrual cycle up
⤷ yourusername nice one mate
⤷ italianbach always got your back against the patriarchy
mashingmymnms awh the way he agreed almost straight away
userr007 god he can get so awkward
⤷ arthurfnhill his people skills really aren’t there
pinkyup his face is acc sending me
lodidodi can someone edit Arthur’s face onto one of those 1000 yard stares photos
⤷ chrismd10 if someone does that I’d like said photo
